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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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1 ReplyEdited by BerzerkCommando: 4/18/2013 1:20:31 PM[i]Oh, I get it. Let's play with the old man's balls, is it? He's half-senile, he'll forget I said anything! Wait uh, what was this about, anyway?[/i] -Jolee Bindo [i]The Jedi do not believe in killing their balls. No one deserves execution, no matter what their crimes.[/i] -Bastila Shan. [i]Peace is a lie; there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my balls are broken. The Force will set me free.[/i] -Yuthura Ban HK-47: [i]Can I break his balls now master? It's been a long time fantasy of mine...[/i] Revan: Maybe later... HK-47: [i]Did you hear that meatbag? "I'LL BE BACK!"[/i] Yuka Laka: [i]Err, well... ah...[/i] Sith Recruit: [i]Sith Recruit: Do you know how many balls there are on this planet?[/i] Jolee Bindo: [i]Twelve! No, wait! Thirteen![/i] Canderous Ordo: [i]Nice one, old man.[/i] Jolee Bindo: [i]What can I say? It takes effort to be properly irreverent at my age.[/i] Revan: [i]Er... It's nothing , just my balls.[/i] Jolee Bindo: [i]My hearing's not so good. I'm just pleased my nice master doesn't beat me balls much anymore, yes sir. [/i] Mission Vao: [i]Hey, Bastila. Have you ever used the balls just for fun? You know, trip up some jerk who's ticking you off?[/i] Bastila Shan: [i]I would never use the balls for such petty and trivial revenge. The mere thought of it is preposterous! [/i]
