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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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I'm gonna need some balls -Master Cheif
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"I'm going to give the covenant back their balls" - Halo 2
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2 Replies[i]"Join your balls with mine and sing victory everlasting."[/i] - Gravemind
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Balls is an art, and I... Am a master. -Thane Krios
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"Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy [balls] on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own [balls], or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of [balls], and a pool of their own [balls] to drown in! Am I right, Marines?" - Sergeant Johnson, halo 1, legendary
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"You can almost taste the balls"
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1 ReplyI've balls balls of steel.-Duke Nukem
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2 RepliesWake up Mr.Freeman, wake up and smell the balls.....
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"Let me guess someone stole your sweetballs"
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"I spent most of your balls to get you out of here." Sully - Uncharted 2, Among Thieves
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I am The Lord of the Balls
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Balls? Where were going we don't need Balls. (Puts on shades) Back to the future 2
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YOUR BALLS WILL BURN UNTIL THEY ARE YET GLASS!
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1 Reply"Dear balls... We regret being alien balls. We regret coming to balls. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass balls!"
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"Balls. Balls never changes."
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Edited by Captian Wolfram: 9/25/2014 8:49:36 PMDARK HELMET(lifts up mask) Careful, you idiot. I said across her nose, not up it. GUNNER(lifts up eye guard) Sorry, sir. (he is cross-eyed) Doing my best. DARK HELMET Who made that man a gunner? MAJOR I did, sir. He's my cousin. (he is cross-eyed, too) DARK HELMET Who is he? COL SANDURZ He's an Asshole, sir. DARK HELMET I know that. What's his name? COL SANDURZ That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole. DARK HELMET And his cousin? COL SANDURZ He's an Asshole, too, sir. Gunner's-mate, 1st Class, Philip Asshole. DARK HELMET How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow? All, but few, stand up. ALL Yo! DARK HELMET I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. (pulls down mask) Keep firing, Assholes. That quote is so good I don't even need to add balls to it
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2 Replies"There was only one ball." "One? Are you sure?" "Yes. They called it [i]Balls of Autumn[/i]." "Why was it not destroyed, with the rest of their balls?" "It fled, just as we set fire to their balls, and I followed with all the balls at my command." "When you first saw Dongle, were you blinded by its majesty?" "Blinded?" "Paralyzed, dumbstruck?" "No!" "Then how is it that the humans were able to evade your balls, land on the Sacred Wang, and desecrate it with their filthy balls?" "Noble Hierarchs, surely you must understand that once the sperm had been unleashed--" "There will be order in this tissue!" "You were right to focus your attention on the Flood, but what of this Demon, this Mastur Bate?" "By the time I learned of the Demon's intent, there was nothing I could do." "Noble Prophet of Truth, this has gone on long enough. Make an example of this wanker." "You have been one of out most treasured 'intruments'. Long have you served you fleet with honor and distinction; but your inability to safeguard Dongle was a colossal failure." "Nay, it was sterility!" "I will continue my campaign against the Jimmies!" "No, you will not. For soon the Great Jerking shall begin, but when it does, the weight of your Sterility will stay your feet, and you shall be left behind." - The opening cutscene of Halo 2, replacing vocabulary with generally inappropriate humor.
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Edited by BenMet: 7/7/2014 3:43:26 PMMaster Chief: Sir, request permission to leave the station. Lord Hood: For what purpose, Master Chief? Master Chief: To give the Covenant back their balls. Lord Hood: Permission granted. - Halo 2
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"You smell like... Balls." Annie - League of Legends.
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"[i]They call me... Balls... [/i]" (c) Crysis 2
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[i]"Control! This is balls!"[/i]
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Edited by DukeOfStuffing: 9/24/2014 7:07:20 AMTHANK YOU, MARIO! BUT YOUR BALLS ARE IN ANOTHER CASTLE! .... “The right balls in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.” "What is a man? A miserable little pile of balls.” "I need a[i] balls[/i]." “Show me your balls!” (Super Smash Bros.) “Fus-ro-balls!” "All your balls are belong to us."
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7 Replies"That ball came from the moon"
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"Standby for balls" (TitanFall)
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Balls bump
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"Sweet Christmases, a talking ball!" - Bartz
