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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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"Balls in a tank"
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everything, make the video game world bobby singer!!!
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1 ReplyEdited by Thedude7388: 5/1/2024 11:51:56 PM
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[i]"Good hunting boys. I'm keeping my balls on the ground.[/i]- Dutch, ODST.
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"What we should do commander is understand, clearly, that this is humanities final stand here on earth. We go and risk everything: every last man woman and child. If he hold our balls, we might just have a chance." Lord Hood from the storm halo 3
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2 RepliesLast one for tonight, please keep this thread alive! [quote]All cruisers, fire at will! Burn their mongrel balls![/quote] Shipmaster [Halo 3]
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Stop criminal! You have violated the Balls! - Oblivion Guards
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"We've woken the Balls!" -Dinklebutt 2014
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Edited by Cal Exabyte: 1/20/2015 3:54:51 AM[quote]Jumping balls first into balls isn't your job, making sure it's crowded when you get there is.[/quote] Silver visor description [Reach]
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Edited by Cal Exabyte: 1/20/2015 2:45:07 AM[quote]What is this? LOTS of balls ahead, I've got a bad feeling about this.[/quote] Destiny [ghost]
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"We gave up the balls to keep the hive away from Earth."
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[quote]No,no,no! It's the balls![/quote] Ghost [Destiny]
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I don't even have to.
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"The weight of your balls will stay your feet, and you shall be left behind." Prophet of Truth, Halo 2
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Edited by Cal Exabyte: 1/20/2015 1:10:09 PM[quote][b]SHOOT ME IN THE BALLS! IN THE BAAAAAALLS! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE BALLS! BALLS BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS! NOW! BULLETS IN THE BALLS! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE BALLSSHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE BALLS! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE BALLS! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED BALLS!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?! IN THE BALLS! NOT SO COMPLEX! NEED IT! WANT IT NEED IT HAVE TO HAVE IT! BALLSSHOT! BOOM! BALLS EVERYWHERE! Not the KNEE, not the ARM, not the SPINE - BALLS! IT HAS TO HAPPEN! HNNNNG! BALLSEY BALLSEY BALLS BALLS! TIRED OF WAITING! NO MORE WAITING! NEED A BALLS SHOT! BOOM! SQUISH! YAY![/b][/quote] Random psycho [Borderlands 2]
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The fallen are getting smarter its like the balls is linked to a (alarm) I'll work faster
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"Then they must love the smell of balls" ~Sgt johnson
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Balls never die, they just go missing in action
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Edited by Radagast: 1/20/2015 6:27:03 AM[spoiler]Sergeant Johnson's speech on each difficulty.[/spoiler] "Men, keep your eyes downrange, fingers on the balls, and we all come home in one piece. Am I right, Marines?" - Johnson's speech on Easy. "Once again, it is our job to finish what the flyboys started. We are leaving this ship's platoon, and engaging the Covenant on solid ground. When we meet the enemy, we will rip their balls from their spines, and toss 'em away, laughin'! Am I right, Marines?" - Johnson's speech on Normal. "Men, here's where we show those split-chin, squid-head, sons of bitches that they could not have picked a worse enemy than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb bugs until we don't have anything left to shoot 'em with! And then, we are going to strangle them with their own balls! Am I right, Marines?" - Johnson's speech on Heroic. "Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy balls on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is balls full of lead, and a pool of their own balls to drown in! Am I right, Marines?" -Johnson's speech on Legendary. [spoiler]I had to put 3 balls in that last one.[/spoiler]
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"Son, I could be your balls, ah never mind.." Halo: Reach Sgt. Johnson voice[spoiler]Apologies if not 100% accurate.[/spoiler]
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Don't give your balls a promise you can't keep.
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1 ReplyThe balls are getting smarter it's like it's all linked to a (alarm sounds) I'll work faster
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[quote]More balls like that, and we might just win this![/quote] Shaxx [Destiny]
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"Send me out... With a BALLS" Avery Johnson.
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1 Reply"Not to unsettle you, but I'm tracking the balls by the light of the guardians it's killed." -Ghost
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Whether we wanted balls or not, we stepped in to war with the cabal on Mars - [i]commander zavala 2014[/i]
