Congratulations on buying an 8 pound, 48 inch long multi-tool! The most versatile tool ever created, and you don't know what do to do with it. Well you came to the right place. I have a list of everything you would ever want to do with a Mosin Nagant and more!
You can use it as a tent post!
You can use it as a boat oar!
You can use it to pole vault!
You can use it to roast weenies with the convenient huge -blam!-ing screwdriver attachment*!
You can use the Huge -blam!-ing screwdriver attachment to flip burgers from the comfort of your couch!
You can use it as a Javelin!
You can use it as a bludgeon!
You can measure water depth with it!
You can use it with the Huge -blam!-ing screwdriver attachment to make shishkabobs!
You can put in your rafters and have a great pull up bar!
You can use it as a walking stick!
You can use it as a Boat Anchor!
You can use it to light cigarettes!
You can use it to spear fish with the big -blam!-ing screwdriver attachment then roast the fish with the massive fireball it blasts out!
You can use it as an excuse to get a Russian coat, Cossack hat, and drink Vodka!
Or you can be strange and actually use it to to shoot stuff with. But who honestly wants a Mosin for that?
Only $119.99 plus tax! Visit a local dealer near you!
*The bayonet is literally a flat head screwdriver. It was part of the tool suite that the rifle shipped with. It actually served a purpose other than to skewer Fascists.
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ok, enough with the mosin nagant fetish threads