Will you pray with me Flood?
"Dear Jesus,
my Lord and Savior!
I love you so much,
my heart cannot express through words what you mean to me.
You are the one who set me free,
you are the one who delivered me.
What you offer,
no one else can give.
What you offer,
no one can destroy.
We all need you so much Jesus,
when will you return to us?
Please consider those who are yours,
and are in tribulation at this time.
Please consider those who are in need of you!
Please consider the children who are innocent,
yet being lead into evil by their parents.
Please continue to smite the wicked,
destroy the evil plots,
and rescue your faithful.
Dear Jesus,
please help us to be strong,
and trusting in you.
Thank you Jesus,
we love you so much!
Amen."
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OP, this is a good idea, but you should start a group for this. The immature morons on these forums are attracted to any form of intelligent conversation to ruin.
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If your going to preach, do it like paul the preacher. (Some guy From a group of preachers on the street, rather than cramming his religion down my throat, he struck up a nice conversation with me, and introduced me to his ideas, not once trying to force anything on me)
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You give credit to Jesus but not to God who created Jesus. Wow get out
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You're praying to the wrong God. MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
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OP, I am a Christian and you are insulting me.
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I anally ra.ped Jesus once. True story.
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I like this guy.
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Dear Jesus. Disconnect this dick from the internet.
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That's nice.
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Edited by Winy: 4/11/2013 11:37:51 PMDon't do these sorts of things. I understand that you believe you're being helpful and doing the Flood good, but these sorts of threads are imposing and bothersome to pretty much everyone.
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What was the point in this asinine thread?
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Satan is waaaaaay better yo.
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Why doesn't God have daughters? What's wrong with having a female child?
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Okay, I'm biting, but just because you're amusing. But not too amusing. Go away.
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*eyeroll*
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I only pray to the true god. The Flying Spaghetti Monster!
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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I wish the mods could lock threads again.
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Nope, freedom of religion bro!
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You're the reason Atheists hate Christians....