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Edited by OnyxSpartan343: 3/22/2013 10:54:15 PM
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To Bungie from one of your new owners: How to Improve Halo: Destiny

Dear Bungie, Hello, I have been frustrated over the years by your continuous failures, to implement any kind of competent multiplayer in your various Halo games, beginning with Halo 2 and continuing on up through your last flop, Halo 4. All of these games were nearly unplayable (even though Halo 4 was at least a decent attempt), and yet, you have continuously ignored my advice which could have saved your company. I was a 44 in Halo 3 which as you know is an extremely high level and even though I never achieved Onyx in Halo Reach I had a kd ratio of over 1.2, meaning that I was much better than most players. This trend continued in Halo 4, where my kd ratio is once again well over 1.1 and my weapons of choice are the sniper rifle and the DMR. So I find it flaberghasting that for years, when I post forums on Bungie.net about how to improve the game, I am continually ignored except by idiotic trolls who know nothing about proper game design. With the recent announcement of Halo: Destiny, I am worried that you are finally going to succeed in your mission to destroy the Halo franchise. If you do not heed the proper guidance from your fans, you must heed the proper guidance from your owners. So earlier this week, I got my dad to buy some Activision Blizzard stock with my money. Here is a screenshot of his account for proof: http://oi47.tinypic.com/wrge4n.jpg. So now that I own a piece of your parent company, I feel that it is time my advice receives the proper attention that you have ignored it for so long. So, since you don't listen to fans, here are some mandatory requirements for Halo: Destiny from one of your owners: - Bring back balanced gameplay. Random weapons drops suck and armor abilities are like COD's bad stepchild - Bring back an interesting campaign. The campaign hasnt been good since Halo 1. - Allow us to play as brutes and grunts. - No more fuel rod guns. This is a useless weapon except as a way to falsly increase the difficulty of campaign. - Campaign should not have pointless button pressing. - Remove the Banshee. This pointless vehicle is abused by trolls who simply spend the whole game spawn killing and ruining the experience for players who are actually skilled. - No newer, harder aliens. I've seen some screenshots from Halo: Destiny that look like you're adding a lot of new aliens. Why? Don't. - No Flood. - Better multiplayer maps. Bring back good maps that worked in the past like Construct and Avalanche. Anything that looks like Epitaph or Ghost Town should go in the trash. - Allow offline Spartan Ops. Online only? You need to think about people who play Xbox in their bedrooms and don't have internet access. - Better matchmaking. People should be required to put in their gameplay style (such as "camper," "sniper," and so on) and you should not match people against other people that conflict. For example, I am a sniper. I do not want to have to yell at my own teammate who takes the sniper, so don't put me on teams with campers or other snipers. - Instant respawns should be universal. If I have to betray a teammate to take the sniper rifle because he is wasting all of the ammo and missing shots, I do not want to wait to get back into the action later. - Make Cortana less sexy. She's a computer program you sickos. - Bring back dual wielding. Nothing makes you feel like more of a badass than mowing down some noob with two submachine guns. - Take out the needler. - Make the Warthog less powerful. This noobmobile is only good for people with no skill, and I'm sick of being killed by these maniacs. - We should have the ability to hold more than two weapons. - Would it kill you to make better graphics? If you want to know what good graphics look like, just pick up a copy of Crysis or Gears of War 2. With these items in place, I am sure that your next game will be a success and I look forward to both of us making a ton of money on it. If you follow my advice, we could all be millionaires soon, so please do not hesitate to contact me with any further questions. Sincerely, OnyxSpartan343

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  • The K/D mentions were a nice touch.

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    • Mother of trolls...

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    • This here is either the best troll in the wold or he is clearly stupid....... I can't tell but I can't stop laughing over this article geez

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    • Bump. THIS is how you troll somebody. Silly Flood trolls. Get on this level.

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    • WOW!!! You actually think that Halo 4 was by Bungie, you think that this is a Halo game and you hate all the things in halo that made it a good game. *Laughs Increasingly loud*

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      • This is either a convincing and great troll or condescending idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about, I seriously can't tell, but if you are serious this is a completely botch job, first your kill/death ain't all that amazing i have like 1.5 in Reach, Also that is stock in Activision not Bungie makers of Destiny or 343 Industries so that's worth jack' also you offend me by suggesting you know any better than a massively successful and legendary games company and/or it's spiritual successor, for one Halo is one of the best franchises today and has gone down in history as the game that saved the Xbox and console shooters. Another thing is that DESTINY IS NOT HALO God damn that's stupid, seriously GAHHHHHH! also most of your complaints are childish whining about what YOU do and don't like, so no company is going to take you seriously, the rest is a joke IMHO, we could be millionaires? Bungie is a multimillion dollars games industry, and Microsoft is one of the richest most powerful companies on the planet, if you are a troll Kudos but if not please reply to this so I can talk to you seriously (not that i haven't been) but you need to get your facts straight.

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        • This is a joke right, destiny is not a halo game and halo 4 was not made by bungie

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        • Looking for witty employee replies. Achronos as 4th poster So there is a god...

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        • I'm speechless. This is a joke right? Well I hope it's a joke...

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        • WTF is this?

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            Suck a dick. And take your tampon out

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            Halo 4 wasnt bungie. They sold the franchise to 343 industries. It even says 343 not bungie when you turn on the game. And your calling other people itiotic trolls.

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          • Dear OnyxSpartan343, Bungie doesn't have a parent company, go back and cry to your mummy and have you daddy send slap some common sense into you. Sincerely, Me.

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          • One the flood rules and two halo rules the way it is

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            • Well many of these changes will be made since this is not a Halo game and will not have any of Halo's weapons, vehicles, or enemies. Also Bungie did not take part in Halo 4.

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            • I hope this is a just a joke because I find it hilarious on how ignorant you really are. Firs off, Halo 4 is made by 343 industries not Bungie. Microsoft sold the Halo contract to them and Bungie stood down so the could embark on their new journey. Secondly, it's not Halo: Destiny.. Idk how you came up with that conclusion but destiny has nothing to do with the Halo franchise. Thirdly, buying a small percent of stock doesn't give you the right to tell them how to make their games. You are clearly against them in almost every way. You wasted money on buying stock for a company that you dislike. Makes no sense. Finally, who are you to tell them what to do? You haven't shown any credentials as a game developer. Bungie doesn't have time to listen to this rant about you hating on their games. The majority of people loved all 3 first halo games. Destiny will be amazing.

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              • OP got Achronos to post! Dance party!

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                • Such an obvious troll, but I lol'd IRL

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                • . . . You have 343 in your NAME. There's no way that you're quite that stupid.

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                • Destiny isn't in the halo series

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                • I don't mean to be rude Na I'm just kidding this is the biggest troll posting or the dumbest thing I have ever seen And for one bungie is not owned by activision activision is just the company publishing there game you retard Destiny isn't even a part of the halo series and halo is not owned by bungie now its owned by 343 studios and the halo series has always had a good story behind it and I believe 343 is doing a good job And the way you sound you probably was only 3 when the original halo came out So stfu and gtfo I'd say more but honestly I don't wanna pop that tiny ass brain of yours because if you watched e3 you would know this Sincerely, Guy who hates the shit out of your ignorance and this thread. P.s. bungie forgive me for swearing on here like this and LOOKING FORWARD TO BUNGIE DAY #i<3bungie!!!

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                • Ok let's get this straight cortana is dead, new enemies makes games better, u can't boss bungie around, u sound like a dick because I said u would kill ur teammate for the sniper rifle, and finally WTF is halo destiny?

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                  • If the text itself doesn't make this the worst thread in forum history, you paid 8 bucks to buy 1, count it, 1 share of blizzard for 14 bucks. And you will undoubtedly pay another 8 to sell that share. Just wow. Maybe people are trying to give YOU investing advice and you just continuously ignore them...or maybe not!

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                  • Edited by Hylebos: 3/23/2013 3:10:36 PM
                    Hey Onyx Spartan, here's what I want you to do. 1) Rework your thread so it is more brief, its barbs sharpened, its essence distilled. Retain the thread's structure as a condescending letter. 1.5) Call it "Density" rather than Destiny, it is a subtle typo that most will look over, but the people who notice it are going to rage. 2) [url=http://www.bungie.net/7_Writing-Credit-You/en-us/Groups/Post?id=59967687&groupId=39720]Post it in the Bungie Community Theatre thread.[/url] 3) Maybe DeeJ will make a Bungie Community Theatre piece on it, perhaps his response will be amusing.

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                    • This is by far, one of the dumbest posts of any kind of forum I have ever read. If this wasn't a troll, God help you, but just pretend it was for your sake

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                    • Um you have no say in what bungie does I for one trust bungie and have not thought any of their halo franchise was a flop and bungie had nothing to do with halo 4, and destiny isn't part of halo

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