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3/13/2013 3:34:26 PM
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Guys, how do I get accepted into Valhalla?

I hate how degenerate and panzy whipped this world has become. I want Odin's blessings and enter Valhalla so I can fight valiantly. The scriptures say I need to be a skilled warrior, the best of the best, I must prove myself to Odin. I even sleep with my spear in my hands. I want to cross the Rainbow Bridge and enter into Asgard. I am a true believer in Odin and his values, I'm basically a huge asshole to everyone else. What more do I need to do to leave with Odin's blessing? Please give me real advice guys, I'm super serious about entering Valhalla.

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  • Die gloriously in battle with your sword/battle axe in your hand with a pile of slaughtered enemies at your feet, these enemies will then be your servants in the afterlife.........

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