Granted, to become a King of the idiots, all you need to do be the biggest idiot! But since the King of the idiots is so. . . idiotic (?) he soon falls off an aieroplane in his sleep while brushing his teeth in a phonebooth trying to take an bath, but he died in the process (he=YOU) I wish that I had an "Hästens" bed, that was really comfy and nice to sleep in!