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1/24/2013 4:01:28 AM
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My cousin Gary was tried in court for vandalizing flowers
[quote]A Sydney judge ruled Wednesday that neither the goat nor his owner could be found guilty of vandalism over an August incident when Gary decided to snack on a flowerbed outside a city museum.
Police at the time leveled a fine of 440 Australian dollars ($465) against owner Jim Dezarnaul, a comedian known as Jimbo Bazoobi.
But man and goat got their day in court, with Gary arriving resplendent in a colorful hat on Wednesday. The brown-and-white goat didn't testify, but he had his own lawyer.
Owner Dezarnaul said the case serves as a lesson to overzealous authorities, "and that's 'Don't bite off more than you can chew."[/quote]
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1 ReplyYou're relatives always seem to be a bit out there. Perhaps, they are the "black sheep" of the family?
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You can't blame Gary for wanting to eat yummy flowers. It's like a shark eating yummy seals. It just tastes good to them.
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dammit gary. always with the vandalizing.
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And I care why?
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Your poor cousin was just trying to get some lunch. Now he'll starve.
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He sounds like a ba-a-a-a-a-a-ahd man.
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Edited by Bennings: 1/24/2013 8:15:23 AMmade me think of this. [url]http://youtu.be/Y9JoFhA0En8[/url]
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8 RepliesYou're Australian?
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2 RepliesIf it was up to me Gary would be rotting in prison the rest of his life.
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I wonder if this is because you saw the other thread and my comment: "I wonder if it's a cousin of A 3 legged Goat's?"
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You have a lot of weird cousins, Goat.
