I honestly cannot get enough of these. Show me some new ones!
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Heres some fallout ones- Searches decapitated head, finds minigun Broken arms and legs? Dont worry just sleep for 1 hour and it will be fine! Chooses wild wasteland, regets it because he cant get unique gauss rifle Trys to lockpick a broken door that can be easily climbed though,sorry you need a lockpick skill of 50 to open this door
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Pistol shot to the head your fine . Knife to the boot your dead
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No one would care about you if didn't have that ninja title. You have fake friends. Do you feel powerful.. I bet you would hit a woman
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Edited by VIRS: 9/14/2014 1:27:52 PMOH GREAT THREAD DEEP WITHIN THE FORUMS THAT IS IN THE ANCIENT RUINS OF #GAMING I SUMMON THEE TO HELP US BRING BACK THE AGE BEFORE DENSITY!
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http://imgur.com/ci1EO7z
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In mass effect (before 3), you save the galaxy twice, tell people be peaceful and come together to fight an extremely powerful army, have a crew made up of all major races, even have a geth and quarian working together. Even show the quarian leaders that geth can be good. No one listens, quarians go to war with geth and no one believes you about the reapers until they can hear the fog horns. You couldnt even get the benefit of the doubt even once. You go fix everything have fun.
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The Masterchief: Can flip entire tanks with a single button press. Struggles to drag a covenant bomb in a cutscene.
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Halo-> falls from orbit: lives. Punched in the back: dies.
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Also, this.
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This is probably my biggest problem with GTA games. :p
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Damned Riddler trophies.
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>Doesn't spawn from own newU station.
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Here.
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Fallout: [quote]Searches eye Finds assault rifle Steals cup Whole town wants you dead[/quote]
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http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140520073508/gfaqssb/images/f/f6/This_is_video_game_logic_for_you_640_10.jpg Tru
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Just made this.
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Call of duty- get knifed in the foot*dies
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Person dies by bullets? Let me just administer this shock, get 'em right back up.
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Bears are stronger than Demons in DA.
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Far cry 3 - get hurt in car crash, remove bullet from arm.
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Edited by Ragepage: 12/20/2014 7:16:19 PMBump?
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GTA: Get ran over by a police car and they try to kill you.
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Farcry gets shot n leg or torso pulls bullet out of arm
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Morrowind: can't hit a slow ass mud crab with a huge battle axe at level 1 Pokemon: out of pp: hit your own face while attacking Skyrim: fall off your horse and slide real slow for more than 10 seconds, dead. Mario 64: turtle shell withstands lava, disappear when you hit a wall. Fallout: -blam!- that game and its bullshit.