I'm at a party when some guy starts acting like a huge douche. Bragging about how much he can drink, how better he is than everyone else, etc. I said something to him, don't remember what, not important. But I come back to my beer after a bit, take a drink, and there's a lump in there. I spit it out before I swallow, and it's obvious this dude has coughed up a good one into my beer. I proceed to walk over to where he's sitting, spill my beer on his head, and when he stands up, I vomit all over him. He runs out of the place, practically in tears.
So who won that whole exchange?
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I had a dream last night that felt like it lasted for a few days, when I woke up it turned out I had been sleeping for less than an hour. I had to check like three different clocks to make sure I was looking at the right time.