I'm at a party when some guy starts acting like a huge douche. Bragging about how much he can drink, how better he is than everyone else, etc. I said something to him, don't remember what, not important. But I come back to my beer after a bit, take a drink, and there's a lump in there. I spit it out before I swallow, and it's obvious this dude has coughed up a good one into my beer. I proceed to walk over to where he's sitting, spill my beer on his head, and when he stands up, I vomit all over him. He runs out of the place, practically in tears.
So who won that whole exchange?
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Edited by Mega Blaziken: 1/18/2013 2:17:30 AMI once had a dream where I was a Big Daddy during the civil war in bioshock... I was promptly killed by a mob of splicers after I had won an epic battle, a victory for Andrew Ryan's side. Soon after I was killed I "awoke" to fighting Champion Steven from Pokemon Gen III with a Swampert, Blaziken, Sceptile, and Slaking... it was really weird... I then realized I play too much video games for my own good and woke up.
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I once had a dream I stuck it in a girl's a pooper.
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Once I had a dream that I was walking down a hallway having a nice conversation with the girl I was sort of with, then we reached almost the end of the hall, we turned to each other and hugged. Then I asked myself why the library was on the second floor.
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I forget what my dream was about but they tend to be interesting. Very few that I actually remember but they're quite adventurous.
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Every night I have certain components in my dreams including: -war -natural disaster -zombies -ghosts -hanging out with friends -sex with some random girl
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I had a [i]really[/i] vivid dream not to long ago; it felt so real, and it was bloody amazing! But I'm not gonna' post it here.
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I almost never dream. When I do its hazy and cloudy and never makes sense. And I can barely remember it.
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I once had a dream I was Big smoke from GTA SA. I was in the bathroom with some women, I was touching her breasts then I woke up.
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I had some semi-old pizza for dinner. Bought it last Friday, just ate it last night. It stayed in my car the entire time, which is ok, since the temps are below 40 here. Ate 5 pieces of it, pepperoni and bacon, from Domino's. Stomach is a little flustered now... brb
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I had a dream last night that felt like it lasted for a few days, when I woke up it turned out I had been sleeping for less than an hour. I had to check like three different clocks to make sure I was looking at the right time.
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Strange.., I had a dream where I was just talking with some friends when some guy called me a douche. Then he accused me of spitting in his beer (I didn't) and then he poured his beer on me and threw up on me. We were there after the wake of my dear Aunt Gertrude, and it was so upsetting that I started crying and ran out.
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*like* The bar won, because they get to sell you another beer.
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hahahaaaa Not sure but I had a dream where I confronted someone and for some reason, spit to lighters out of my mouth towards them. Weird.