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originally posted in:Thee Warriors
Edited by bobcast:
5/23/2014 1:06:58 AM
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Corrupt-a-wish
Might be hard to revive this thread with the bungie.new format. But I'll try.
I think that if you make a wish, people can destroy it all they want in the sub thread, all new wishes can be new replies.
We'll see if it works.
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Note: I found this game in the group "Council of the Sangheili".
This game is simple, you wish for something, I'll grant your wish, but corrupt it in some way, then I wish and so on.
-EXAMPLE:
Me:
I wish... I was rich
You:
Granted, but you have to work on the corner to do it
I wish... for a copy of Halo 3
Someone else:
Granted, but the surpreme awesomeness of it makes your head explode
I wish... for a pet grunt
And so on.
I'll start:
I wish... I was a super action hero.
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Granted, but two other unicorns, a pink and blue one, lead you into Candy Mountain, knock you out, and jack your kidney. (refer to [url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus]this[/url] to understand what the heck I'm talking about) I wish I was Duke Nukkem.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FireAcolyte Granted, but you can't handle his sheer awesomeness and you explode. I wish I had a Dodge Viper.[/quote] Granted, but it is a used viper where the ex owner died in it in Las Vegas and wasn't found for a week. I wish I had a unicorn. [Edited on 06.06.2008 1:48 PM PDT]
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Granted, but you can't handle his sheer awesomeness and you explode. I wish I had a Dodge Viper.
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Granted, but homophobics kill you I wish I was Chuck Norris.
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Granted, but Micro eats your brains (and your memory). I wish I had boobs.
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Granted. You have sex, enjoy it, and move on. Then, one day as you're going about your ordinary business, you explode and get eaten by werewolves. I wish I knew what to wish for. [Edited on 06.05.2008 12:12 AM PDT]
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granted but the fish have all been dead for 7 months I wish i could get laid by a human female I find attrctive, and I wouldn't get injured, she wasn't related to me, I wouldn't get any disease, and I could get laid in the future without any consequences. [Edited on 06.05.2008 12:08 AM PDT]
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Granted but you get lice, OH DEAR! I wish I had a bucket of tuna fish.(I wanna see where this one goes wrong:D)
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Granted; your pubes go down to the floor. I wish the hair on top of my head would grow faster.
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granted but everyone hates you. I wish my hair would grow faster.
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(I have returned.....) Granted, but four days, 8 hours, 21 minutes, and 2 seconds later she goes blind and insane and keeps calling you Sir Floose. I wish that I was remembered in this thread...
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Granted but you can't post in this forum ever. I wish the girl I wanted to go out with, wanted to go out with me and would go out with me until she decided she really didn't like me.
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Granted, but it wakes up late? I wish nobody forgot about this thread ever again.
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Wish granted, but your mother ebcomes a zombie and eats your 6% body. I wish for time to get to sleep.
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Granted but you have to walk 10 miles to get it and on the way home you get shot I wish I had only 6% body fat
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Wish granted, your internet is so fast, its faster than your mind can control, even your computer, so the memory of whatever computer you uses gets used up in an instant, from downloading. You´ll need t wait some 100´s of years to get an computer to handle the amazing internet connection you have. I wish for some soda
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granted but you lose it to a repo man I wish I had super fast internet [Edited on 04.09.2008 1:57 PM PDT]
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wish granted, by removing your internal organs, for a short moment, you should not feel hungry, before death. In theory, anyway. . . . I wish for a bigger, better, more comfertable bed to sleep in.
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Granted but just b/c you could doesn't mean that you do I wish I wasn't hungry right now
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Granted, but sience has found out, you're captured and held in captivity while being studied and dissected. I wish I could have sex with Cristina Scabbia.
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granted but it occurs 8yrs after your death I wish I didn't have to eat or drink or use the bathroom b/c my body produced everything I needed with no waste
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granted, but because you've changed your ways, you are no longer Spartan J15, you are now Bob Saget I wish Tyler Durden were real.
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*granted but everytime you log in the system crashes* I wish that I would learn my lesson and change my ways [Edited on 04.09.2008 1:01 PM PDT]
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Wish granted, by exterminating everyone else, you become the most knowledgeable!!1 I wish for the WoW Burnig krusade expansion. . . .
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granted but...
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granted but I don't know what a PRS is and like some ppl I fear what I don't understand and destroy your new PRS I wish that I was most knowledgeable person on the planet
