originally posted in:Thee Warriors
Might be hard to revive this thread with the bungie.new format. But I'll try.
I think that if you make a wish, people can destroy it all they want in the sub thread, all new wishes can be new replies.
We'll see if it works.
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Note: I found this game in the group "Council of the Sangheili".
This game is simple, you wish for something, I'll grant your wish, but corrupt it in some way, then I wish and so on.
-EXAMPLE:
Me:
I wish... I was rich
You:
Granted, but you have to work on the corner to do it
I wish... for a copy of Halo 3
Someone else:
Granted, but the surpreme awesomeness of it makes your head explode
I wish... for a pet grunt
And so on.
I'll start:
I wish... I was a super action hero.
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No but she can, the man never sleeps while watching a movie dolt!
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noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo can I sleep through it
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SirWilliamRegis When you wake up 3 days after the "poolee function", you realize the cute girl you hooked up with there gave you crabs. I wish we had a new president. Now do what you want with me, it was worth it![/quote] Really? Frankie might be cute but I'm pretty sure she wouldn't do a one night stand. (By the way she is thee only female poolee around here.) As to the person who wants to date Jessica, your wish is granted, but you have to go see the worst movie ever made with her... Alvin and the Chipmunks. Oh right I gotta wish for something now... I wish I knew more of my fellow Poolees though out of 18 guys its kind of hard, specially when you only meet up once every month. (lazy recruiters) [Edited on 06.14.2008 8:28 AM PDT]
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granted, but you got jacked the second you used it. I wish I could date jessica alba. [Edited on 06.14.2008 8:22 AM PDT]
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Granted but when you tried to fly to your house you flew into the sun and died. I wish I had Recon. (^^)
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granted, but your never going to be able to hear his songs. I wish i had super powers
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granted, but chuck norris steals your credit card anyway. i wish jesus was a rockstar insted of a carpenter
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granted but its cause your still drunk and 200 miles into mexico.... I wish I was finnished with my degree and had no credit card debt.
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granted, but since GW stepped down the new one is Dick. i wish i will notbe hung over tomorrrrrrr
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Saint Michael Granted but you lose all your hair and get really bad burns in that area. I wish it was tomorrow already, then Id be at the poolee function. Guess you can't corrupt that one -blam!-es cause guess what? ITS HAPPENING![/quote] When you wake up 3 days after the "poolee function", you realize the cute girl you hooked up with there gave you crabs. I wish we had a new president. Now do what you want with me, it was worth it!
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Granted but you lose all your hair and get really bad burns in that area. I wish it was tomorrow already, then Id be at the poolee function. Guess you can't corrupt that one -blam!-es cause guess what? ITS HAPPENING!
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Granted, but you can only look, no touchie - if you do you get an instant coronary and your pecker shrivels up and dies I wish I had a match and good burrito fart...
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Granted, but it was made outta your girlfriend. I wish I had that bacon.
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Granted, but you OD on Prozak and your entire family is sad while you sit in a mindless stupor. I wish I had bacon
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granted, but it dies *is sad* i was i wasnt sad
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Granted but they are 7 nagging people that follow you around every day. I wish I had a rock.
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granted, but it's burnt into a charcoal-like state I wish I had 7
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I wish I had a piece of toast.
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granted, but you teleport into space and asplode
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Granted but then you become 24 and 43 I wish I could teleport like jumper
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granted, but you have to wear that g@y costume too. 23 and 42.
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Granted, but you are now being flown by a team killing terrorist over Iraq... I wish I could run like the flash
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Granted, but the wine truck implodes. I wish I was an aeroplane!
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Granted, but Michael Jackson also participates with you... alone... I wish I had all the best tasting wine to drink... or at least a closet full.
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Granted, but you end up like [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOkF0McZKIw]this guy[/url] I wish more people would participate in the week night gaming nights with me, stung and mutated.
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Granted, but your 360 tips over and your disk goes, "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!" I wish I was a ninja again.