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originally posted in:Thee Warriors
Edited by bobcast:
5/23/2014 1:06:58 AM
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Corrupt-a-wish
Might be hard to revive this thread with the bungie.new format. But I'll try.
I think that if you make a wish, people can destroy it all they want in the sub thread, all new wishes can be new replies.
We'll see if it works.
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Note: I found this game in the group "Council of the Sangheili".
This game is simple, you wish for something, I'll grant your wish, but corrupt it in some way, then I wish and so on.
-EXAMPLE:
Me:
I wish... I was rich
You:
Granted, but you have to work on the corner to do it
I wish... for a copy of Halo 3
Someone else:
Granted, but the surpreme awesomeness of it makes your head explode
I wish... for a pet grunt
And so on.
I'll start:
I wish... I was a super action hero.
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Ok i'll chop on off for you.... ew... take that back. Granted, but its empty. I wish for more people to be on right now!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SYDandMAC You do, its that little thing in your pants.[/quote] Thats two peanuts. I wished for [u]a[/u] peanut... as in get rid of one of them coz they itch. [quote]I wish for Cursus naked on top of a building... or me.[/quote] Granted, but Cursus forces you to jump off the building because of his terrible guitar playing... Jus jokin bro ;) I wish I had another beer.
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You do, its that little thing in your pants. I wish for Cursus naked on top of a building... or me.
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Granted, but bestiality is illegal, you get arrested and sent to prison and you are forced to share a cell with a 400lb ghey guy called earl who has a hairy bum. EDIT: -blam!- I got ninja'd! Ok.. but... um... I cant see any downside to having threesomes. Ok they grow hairy bums too! I wish I had a peanut. [Edited on 06.29.2008 4:52 PM PDT]
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Granted, but you find out that it was really some crazy fat chick in a black leather outfit, but you were just too damn drunk to notice. I wish that the two boys i had a threesome with, would move to my state!
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Granted but it was with two fat STD infected hookers I wish I could has sex with a catgirl :D
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*facepalm uberly* I knew you'd do that.... kinda walked right into it didn't i? Granted, but unfortunately the cat swings into you, claws beared, and tears your "fuzzy balls" off. I wish that the threesome i had last night, would happen again.
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Granted, in fact, take two! *unzips* I wish for when people say "there isn't enough room to swing a cat" that they are forced to actually swing a cat just to be sure they're not lying.
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Granted, but then all lame jokes and small talk are wiped from the earth and no one socializes, thus resulting in 0 baby-making and the world ends. I wish for a fuzzy ball
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Granted, but then the German PM farts at a peace conference, blames it on the British PM and world war 3 ensues. I wish the chicken didnt cross the road.
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Granted, but then it grows so long that it comes to life and strangles you. I wish for world peace :p
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0.o whats depressing about [url=http://www.plateofpeas.com/Art/peas.jpg]peas[/url]? I'm hungry! Granted but, there's no ink in it. I wish I didnt cut my hair! [Edited on 06.29.2008 3:48 PM PDT]
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Thats depressing Infinitus..... Granted, but it ends up being Pee's, instead of Peas. 'Nuff said. I wish for a fuzzy pen
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Granted... since you got me thats enough of a downside without it being corrupted! I wish for peas.
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Its called Fast Food my friend. Haha, granted, but then you get so fat from eating all your nice snacks that you can't move. I wish for YOU! MWahahaha!
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Granted, but it ends up being what should've been my noodles. I wish for a nice snack. Honestly, all we have are garlic pita chips. WTF?
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Granted, but it ends up being worms. I wish for perfect hair
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Granted, but you try to curve your bullet and accidentally shoot her in the face. I wish I had a huge bowl of noodles in front of me.
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Granted. but i dont know what curving a bullet is. so no. I wish that i could make the woman of my dreams pop up in full nakedness.
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Granted, but you still suck in bed, and each girl walks out after 12 seconds laughing. I wish I knew how to curve a bullet. [Edited on 06.29.2008 1:36 PM PDT]
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Granted. but the loss of that drives you insane. and you maim youreself in some horrible way. I wish that i could bed any good lookin' gal i talked to.
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Granted, but they all hate you by that time. MWAHAHA! I wish to never be too hot or too cold
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Granted, but then you diarrhea soo much that it fills your entire house and everything gets ruined. I wish that I get my friends in my classes next year.
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Granted, but you get diarrhea. I wish I got diarrhea.
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granted but your inability to monitor ground terminal communications with nearby aircraft and your small radar signiture result in you getting sucked into the jet engine of a passing 747 and causing a horrific wreck. i wish that the wish posted by the next poster was instead applied to me and all the negative affects of said wish corrupted by the next poster down from him would be applied to the poster who wishes the wish(poster after me) :-D
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Granted, but now you're known as the Master-Debater. I wish I could fly. On a side note I’m almost a doctor, and if you knew how Medical students work you wouldn’t be surprised by this response. “I wouldn’t mind doing that procedure.”
