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originally posted in:Thee Warriors
Edited by bobcast:
5/23/2014 1:06:58 AM
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Corrupt-a-wish
Might be hard to revive this thread with the bungie.new format. But I'll try.
I think that if you make a wish, people can destroy it all they want in the sub thread, all new wishes can be new replies.
We'll see if it works.
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Note: I found this game in the group "Council of the Sangheili".
This game is simple, you wish for something, I'll grant your wish, but corrupt it in some way, then I wish and so on.
-EXAMPLE:
Me:
I wish... I was rich
You:
Granted, but you have to work on the corner to do it
I wish... for a copy of Halo 3
Someone else:
Granted, but the surpreme awesomeness of it makes your head explode
I wish... for a pet grunt
And so on.
I'll start:
I wish... I was a super action hero.
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Granted, but she hates you and runs away. I wish I could get some nice p'ssy.
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Granted, but I drink it. I wish I could meet Angelina Jolie.
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Granted, but St. Michael won't like it... and comes to kill Timmy. I wish I had my favorite wine. [Edited on 07.05.2008 2:51 PM PDT]
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Granted, but that way requires you to become a nerd. I wish pr0n was allowed on T.V.
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Granted, now you're a perv. I wish I could get St. Maichael my fan fic without having to upload it onto the forums. [Edited on 07.05.2008 2:47 PM PDT]
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Granted, but noe you smile at them and they think you are g@y. I wish T.V. could show pr0n.
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Look theres no way that I would be killing myself, I'm not suicidal or emo, I just have severe bloodlust. Granted but Naruto eats your Ramen! *evil chibi laugh* couldn't resist. I wish I didn't hate people so much, or that my hate wouldn't show as much. Oh alright I wish I could stop giving people death glares. Sorry for the lateness I wasn't expecting it to jump. [Edited on 07.05.2008 2:45 PM PDT]
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Granted, but you grow to be 50 feet tall. Everyone is scared of you and the military is trying to kill you.
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Granted, but when you open it, it explodes. I wish I wasn't so short.
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Granted, they're ice cold. I wish for Mountain Dew. [Edited on 07.05.2008 2:38 PM PDT]
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Granted,but it brainwashes you into killing yourself. I wish my Ramen noodles would cool down.
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Granted, but you end up being stuck in a cave for the rest of your life, unable to die... I wish I could find a decent fanfic... again...
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Granted, but you make the wrong decision and regret it for the rest of your life, then kill yourself. I wish it wasn't so cloudy for the past 2 days. [Edited on 07.05.2008 2:04 PM PDT]
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Granted but the electricity in your house suddenly stops. I wish I could choose between if I wanted to adopt a cute little girl or kill half the human race...
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Granted, but once they turn 18 and become men, they become stupid. I wish my fan was stronger.
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Granted, but then people get confused and start speaking incorrectly and no one can understand each other, so we all stop having secks and wither away. Boo ya! I wish that boys weren't stupid
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granted, but u spend so much time online, no girl will go near u i wish that the letter Q was the #1 letter of the alphabet try and corrupt that
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Granted, but the military finds out about your special abilities and captures you, disecting you to figure out what makes you different. No, they don't kill you, and they keep you awake through each procedure. I wish I could find the unproduced Star Wars Episodes I and II scripts online. I already found the unproduced Ep III.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shaboopi cannon granted, but each one is a ruined copy. forever. i wish i could be an elite.[/quote]Granted, but you can't figure out how to eat, and so you die of hunger. I wish I could fly!
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granted, but each one is a ruined copy. forever. i wish i could be an elite.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shaboopi cannon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neuron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shaboopi cannon Granted. but you still suck. I wish i had oblivion for my dad's PC.[/quote]Not Granted. I wish I was Overlord of Bungie![/quote] Granted, but stosh starts a mutiny and he asks shiska to knock you out, and catapult you towards the sun. I wish people would post to my ideas...[/quote]Granted! I wish I could have any Xbox 360 game I wanted!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neuron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shaboopi cannon Granted. but you still suck. I wish i had oblivion for my dad's PC.[/quote]Not Granted. I wish I was Overlord of Bungie![/quote] Granted, but stosh starts a mutiny and he asks shiska to knock you out, and catapult you towards the sun. I wish people would post to my ideas...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shaboopi cannon Granted. but you still suck. I wish i had oblivion for my dad's PC.[/quote]Not Granted. I wish I was Overlord of Bungie!
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Granted. but you still suck. I wish i had oblivion for my dad's PC.
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Granted, but I don't know what the hell it means either. I wish I was a Forum Ninja!
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granted. but you die from alcohol poisoning. (That was easy as hell dude.) by the way, as long as the chicks that dont care dont have gential herpes, AIDS/HIV, or just plain herpes. i belive id be OK. those are pretty much the only serious STD's i belive. To advance on my last wish, i wish i had the foreskin restoration stuff, TLC tugger. i also wish i knew what the HELL TLC meant! (sorry if 4skin disturbs anyone here.)
