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originally posted in:Thee Warriors
Edited by bobcast:
5/23/2014 1:06:58 AM
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Corrupt-a-wish
Might be hard to revive this thread with the bungie.new format. But I'll try.
I think that if you make a wish, people can destroy it all they want in the sub thread, all new wishes can be new replies.
We'll see if it works.
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Note: I found this game in the group "Council of the Sangheili".
This game is simple, you wish for something, I'll grant your wish, but corrupt it in some way, then I wish and so on.
-EXAMPLE:
Me:
I wish... I was rich
You:
Granted, but you have to work on the corner to do it
I wish... for a copy of Halo 3
Someone else:
Granted, but the surpreme awesomeness of it makes your head explode
I wish... for a pet grunt
And so on.
I'll start:
I wish... I was a super action hero.
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Granted, now you have no head. I wish to be free, not bound by some social order with laws and citizenship and morals etc. To me I should be walking the damned mountains and forests of the world, I was never a fan of cities or settlements they just keep one tied down unable to feel what is the 'actual' freedom of mankind. What a pity that fate has other plans for me, I certainly can't just walk off while I'm in the Marine Corps and being a politican is an all around job. Stupid species co-exisnting instincts, I hate you all for this. Oh and if you were wondering why I want to be a politician the answer is quite simple, to bring the Human race closer to Human unification. This is why I'm willing to set down my 'freedom' in order to achieve a greater goal, and that is why releasing an extremely contagious and lethal virus on the world is Plan 2, if Plan 1 fails and I am unsatisfied with the progress of Human unifcation, nothing is a better parting gift than 3 billion Humans dead. Less humans less reasons for wars, thus making it easier to unite :p. Now you know my grand goal. [Edited on 07.08.2008 9:12 PM PDT]
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Granted, but the new Q has herpes. I wish I my GF voice wasn't making my headache worse.
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I FEEL LOVED THE TOPIC SUBJECT HAS Q IN IT BOW TO QQQQQQQQQ FOOLS i wish for more Q
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Granted, but as you drink it, it just exploded because I stop time and ninja a mento into it.
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Granted, but you never have hormones again. Kind of hard to tilt it up when nothing arouses you eh? I wish for diet pepsi! *grabs diet pepsi before wish can be corrupted*
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Granted, then you die. I wish my bed room didn't get hot so fast.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] timmyj_15 Granted, but they are all broken except the Uwe Boll ones. I wish pr0n wasn't so hard to watch.[/quote]It isn't, you pussey. I wish my knife wasn't lodged in my wrist.
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Granted, but they are all broken except the Uwe Boll ones. I wish pr0n wasn't so hard to watch. [Edited on 07.08.2008 3:10 PM PDT]
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Wish granted but they all look like YOUR MOTHER! Accually, they´re clones of your mother, but, still. . . . . I wish for a dvd with all movies ever made by mankind in it.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Saint Michael Since you don't make a wish I get to corrupt your life instead, your abondoned on an island alone... you will never leave the island and you can never kill yourself, also no one else will be coming to your island, enjoy. God that would be just perfect for me. I wish I was abondoned on an island... A fairly good sized one about 5 times the size of that of castaway.[/quote] Granted, but the island explodes and you die. I wish for sexy strippers.
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granted.........i dont really want to corrupt this QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ take that
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Since you don't make a wish I get to corrupt your life instead, your abondoned on an island alone... you will never leave the island and you can never kill yourself, also no one else will be coming to your island, enjoy. God that would be just perfect for me. I wish I was abondoned on an island... A fairly good sized one about 5 times the size of that of castaway.
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granted but i eat candy take that im not in the mood to wish! JOIN MY CAUSE
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Wish granted, that is, if you can defeat [url=http://www.mangafox.com/page/manga/read/214/dragon_ball/chapter.16277/page.9/] The strongest candy in the universe[/url]!!!OMFG!!!! And that will never happen, and if you somehow did, it would take so long, that by the time you killed it, everythin would have completely changed. enjoy. I wish I was the strongest candy in the universe. . . . .
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No. I cannot grant that. I wish everything stayed the same.
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granted but ur rhymes suck nuggets i wish the world wasn't all messed up!! and hitler isnt dead, his brain was implanted into a german schnauzer
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granted, fanfics suck. I wish i wish i was a fish
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Granted, but now you lose your newer one and you have no computeres at all. Trust me you do not want to know the truth of everything, it makes life lose all of its potency. Also I thought Hitler was emotionless. I wish for the greatest fanfiction of all time.
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denied u wish u were toilet paper or lke what hap happened to me u broke the chain so, we must pay for this in blood *lops off ur head* i wish i still had my old computer so i could blow pieces of it up [Edited on 07.08.2008 12:22 PM PDT]
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granted, but they're all useless. I [i]don't[/i] wish
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granted but u become so emotion-filled you let ur emotions over take u and you become a new hitler :( i wish we knew the truth about more things to succeed in them
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Oh my god!? If that was all it took to unify the Human race you wouldn't even need someone to kick me off the building! I'd do it myself in a heartbeat. I'd also make sure there were no objects of value such as a Human or a car beneath me. Granted but your only the first half. I wish I didn't know so much, then perhaps I could learn to be happy, but how can I be happy when I know that my emotions are only caused by electrons circulating through my brain?
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Granted, but we exclude [url=http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10063/gtfo%7E4.jpg]you.[/url] I wish I was an asshat
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Granted but everyone gets to play it but you. I wish for human unification, world domination would likely cripple economies in various parts of the world and being poor sucks.
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granted but they both involve the same thing so live with it i wish the mythic map pack would come out sooner
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Granted, but they become pointed and stab you to death! :D I wish someone could tell me the difference between world domination and human unifcation. (I already know the answer by the way)
