originally posted in:Thee Warriors
Might be hard to revive this thread with the bungie.new format. But I'll try.
I think that if you make a wish, people can destroy it all they want in the sub thread, all new wishes can be new replies.
We'll see if it works.
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Note: I found this game in the group "Council of the Sangheili".
This game is simple, you wish for something, I'll grant your wish, but corrupt it in some way, then I wish and so on.
-EXAMPLE:
Me:
I wish... I was rich
You:
Granted, but you have to work on the corner to do it
I wish... for a copy of Halo 3
Someone else:
Granted, but the surpreme awesomeness of it makes your head explode
I wish... for a pet grunt
And so on.
I'll start:
I wish... I was a super action hero.
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Granted, but your parents are distraught, which shocks you into wanting to be their biological spawn again. I wish SM would stop pissing about with this lame facade, and just grow the -blam!- out of his hissy fit teenager act. I like you, dude, but who are you trying to fool? [Edited on 07.27.2008 4:27 PM PDT]
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Granted, he was never born! who said anything about assassination? I wish I had the files to prove I was adopted.
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Granted, but as always. I am behind the would be assassin, and I shank SM right through the chest. Don't attack the master. I wish Layne of Alice in Chains never died.
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Granted, or at least he tries. which he does! I wish fireacolyte wasn't about to die a very horrible and painful death.
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Granted, but the world goes to hell, and your the first to die. I wish SM was a little more......"Normal".
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Granted, its -70 below and your ass is stuck outside enjoy your sleep! I wish everyone elses standards were the same as mine, at least moral wise.
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Wish granted, each time you think non-happy thoughts, or are just un-happy, You fall asleep, and almost die from starvation. Each time. Youll learn to not think unhappy thoughts eventually. Enjoy. I wish it got ALITTLE bit cooler here so I could fal asleep, instead of this goddamn heat that makes you sweat your ass off, whom also makes you less sleepy. /I hope I was quick enought and didnt get a new post above me, again. . . .
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granted, but its your least favourite kind. Oh nooo! I wish I were a happy person, who thought of happy things... like kittens, and trees... I'm going to concentrate really hard about these two things now, no blood, no tree sap, juuuuu-uust life, life, not killing anything, or chopping anything, just being peaceful, and not thinking about immobolizing any sort of living organism.
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granted but an elephant crapped on it i wish i had some soda
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Granted but it turns out to be the audible kind not the drinkable. I wish I had.................... pizza
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...don't most people still sit while they play halo? Granted, but a grunt kills you over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. I wish I had some wine.
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GRANTED but she kills UU i wish i could get off my butt and go play halo
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Granted, but you wished for nothing. I wish for your mom!
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granted but she has a moustache
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Granted, but there are still lame ones. (btw this is basically superhero year. They are making a movie for wolverine, superman part 2(continuing the other new superman movie), and some others i cant think of right now. Oh wait Flash too. i wish that I had a Girlfriend to just lay down with right now.( oh and watch a movie with her)
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communists and their invading ur house rite now!!!!! i wish there would be more decent movies at the movie theatre
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granted, but it dies from you touching it. I wish that I knew what commies are.
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lol ts fine granted but their commies i wish for a fish
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you didnt wish, now I corrupt your life!!! BWWAAAHAHAHAHAHA Your mom now wishes!!!! HA!!! i wish that I could lay in a gigantic bed with like 10 hot college girls from australia!!!!!!! (thats what heaven will be) Srry didnt post fast enough, so this is regarded towards EB. [Edited on 07.27.2008 10:47 AM PDT]
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um granted but you wish!!!! i wish EL-B's wishes made sense
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Granted, but you're too busy getting pummled by pillows to see anything. My mom doesn't wish!!
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Granted, but then he corrupts your moms wish. I wish that the college girl wouldnt slap me and that she would invite me to her "slumber" party where i get to be part of a college girl pillow fight.
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Granted, but you end up like SM and he kills you for being a poser. I wish you didn't corrupt the smae wish as me.
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granted but then u realize your G@y and turn away from the idea! i wish my emotions wouldn't get in my way so much
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Granted, but she slaps you and beats the living -blam!- out of you. I wish you didn't get so pwnt there
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granted, but then you become stupid and nice. I wish that I would have had the courage to go up to one of the college girls that was staying in dorm house near us and kiss her. (that would be awesome.)