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originally posted in:Thee Warriors
Edited by bobcast:
5/23/2014 1:06:58 AM
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Corrupt-a-wish
Might be hard to revive this thread with the bungie.new format. But I'll try.
I think that if you make a wish, people can destroy it all they want in the sub thread, all new wishes can be new replies.
We'll see if it works.
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Note: I found this game in the group "Council of the Sangheili".
This game is simple, you wish for something, I'll grant your wish, but corrupt it in some way, then I wish and so on.
-EXAMPLE:
Me:
I wish... I was rich
You:
Granted, but you have to work on the corner to do it
I wish... for a copy of Halo 3
Someone else:
Granted, but the surpreme awesomeness of it makes your head explode
I wish... for a pet grunt
And so on.
I'll start:
I wish... I was a super action hero.
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Granted, but you jerk it off I wish for something good to happen to the next poster which in turn makes something good to happen to me.
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Granted, but you're now unable to sleep ever again, causing mental fatigue and eventually death. I wish I had a boner to jerk off on.
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Granted, but no sex. I wish to not be tired.
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Granted, but its been sat on, run over, knawed on by rabid racoons, spat upon, stepped across, and touched by Nixon. I wish for less work, less school, more fun.
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red rings of death. But now u no too much so i kill u i wish for a cookie
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granted, and it is a lie. I wish I knew what RROD stood for.
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granted but u play 1 game but u fget RROD and u die i wish i knew if the cake batter is a lie
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Granted, but then the FBI has to kill you because 'you know to much'. I wish I had the time to play team snipers this weekend.
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Granted, but you now make lame comments. I wish I knew what MR was.
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granted, but you live in Mexico, so you are a beach. I wish that people who are lame like MR would stop making lame comments.
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Granted, but it's impposible to fish with a boat, only rods can do that! I wish I was a playa, not a ghey playa.
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Granted, but you turn ghey. I wish I had a boat to fish with.
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Granted, but the cure only works on my mom! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Dun worry, mama, I gots the cure..... I wish for a three-some with me, myself, and I.
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granted but each girl kills each other i wish 4 a cure 4 diabetes
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Granted, but I steal them and sell them to FYE and get a few hundred bucks. I wish for an orgy with chem, SYD, the Irish chick at work, and my ex.
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Granted, but I kill you for killing me on my Halo instillation. I wish I had all the CD's of all my favorite bands.
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granted but i kill u i wish i could PLEASE have a cookie from fires cookie bag
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Granted, but came out of my bag of cookies. So I hurt you for taking one of my many cookies. Ask next time. I wish I had my own Halo instillation.
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granted but u get in a car accident, and you need your legs and arms removed so i laugh at u i wish i had a cookie
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Granted, but after 4 years they tell you that they wont let you graduate because of the one first day! I wish I could drive already.
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Granted, but all you can do i look at it, as it taunts you.... BWAHAHAHA! I wish i didn't have to go to my first day of college today and could just sit on my behind.
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Granted, but it drives you insane due to the complexity of their thoughts. I wish I had a real working Spartan Laser with unlimited charges.
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granted, but its huge, and it arrives during your wedding with Strippers in it. (The Wifey might not like that). I wish that i knew what girls thought about me. (apparently they think im gonna be taking other girls virginity a lot, but i dont see why they do.)
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Granted, it came from Portal. But you die shortly after finding out. I wish I now had some cake.
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granted, but I dont know so i cant tell you. I wish that I knew where "the cake is a lie" came from.
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granted but they rebel and kill u and then invade australia i wish i knew why the cake was a lie
