The one thing to actually save the game... (We. Need. You.)
Porto Potty
Bear with me... these serve a specific purpose and its not just to be funny.
The game is full of it. You know it. Its full of 💩. Not in a joking way.
Note: In no way in the following am I talking about fecal matter it is all about the problems in the game.
When you encounter this 💩 .. you need to go and enter the Porto Potty.
(yes several physical locations in the game)
The Potty lets you flush the 💩 away by starting a feedback session for Bungie.
This feedback session collects your latest activity log and opens up a text field for editing.
You can now give your feedback.
Your dump quality will be ranked.
Yes the poo poo platter you provide will give you status on can they listen to you... are your turds of quality? Or are you just having bad diarrhea?
You will rank up your potty session... stickers you can hang inside the potty walls can be earned. ("Mara Sov's something was here")
The currency will obviously be golden doubloons so you can buy extrasoft TP, baby wipes..etc.
But most exciting is the random engrams filled with unobtainable gear when you flush.
top 1% crappers get live chat sessions with feedback specialists (you know some... they hang around the forum)
Long lines are expected at certain nexus points of dung.
There of course will be new eververse items...
Please discuss :)
[spoiler]Do guardians eat? No wonder there is little flora/fauna on the worlds eh? Major blockage... and we all need to come together for this spiritual flush - this emotional feculance - this dedicated defectation will help exercise the demon...[/spoiler]
edit: > these are tactical turds rather than strategic schihts (in case there was any confusion)
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