🎖️ THE FIFTH AMENDMENT 🎖️ “You have the right… to remain carried.” [Cue dramatic music] In a world… where blueberries roam free, where raid groups disband faster than a Trials flawless card… one clan dares to stand together against the forces of LFG chaos. They are not the best. They are not the fastest. But by the Traveler… they will revive you. Probably. 🌌 Who We Are: We are The Fifth Amendment — a band of Guardians forged in the fires of failed raid attempts and fueled by energy drinks and spite. We live for PvE — raids, dungeons, GMs, and that one public event everyone forgets exists. We dabble in PvP… mostly to remind ourselves how good PvE feels. Every month, we host legendary clan events — from high-stakes raid races to PvP tournaments that end in tears, triumph, and sometimes interpretive dance. 🔥 What We Offer: A Discord full of memes, callouts, and the occasional existential crisis Raid sherpas who will definitely explain the mechanics before wiping anyway PvE groups that somehow end up in Crucible “just for fun” The kind of laughter that makes you forget how many spoils you just lost We don’t promise success. We promise vibes. ⚖️ What We Want: Active players with a sense of humor and a tolerance for chaos Guardians who believe communication > competence (barely) Willingness to use Discord — because typing “LFG” in clan chat doesn’t summon fireteams by magic (we checked) A love of loot, laughs, and light-based tomfoolery 🕶️ The Oath of The Fifth Amendment Repeat after us: “I have the right to remain carried. Anything I say may be used against me in raid chat. I have the right to a fireteam — if I cannot find one, The Fifth Amendment will provide one for me.” Join The Fifth Amendment today. Embrace the chaos. Defend your rights. And remember — it’s not about how many times you wipe… …it’s about how dramatically you do it. 💀 👉 Apply now before our next event begins and someone forgets to bring a Well again.