Do you crave a clan that takes mediocrity seriously? Still don't know what a mod is but pretend you do anyway? Then slide into our clan like a Titan on caffeine — WE. GOT. YOU. WHO ARE WE? A clan of legends so mediocre, Zavala blocked us on Space LinkedIn. 
We’re not a fireteam —
We’re a fire dream — where every raid is a therapy session and every Crucible match is a war crime. Some say we once cleared Vault of Glass using only Titan melees and prayer. 
Some say we beat Crota by accident.
All we know is: We’re built different.
(Like… off-brand IKEA furniture different.) We're a tight-knit, barely functioning fireteam of: * Hunters who don’t dodge — they emotionally evade * Titans who use Thundercrash as a transportation method * Warlocks who claim to be support but just want kills And we absolutely promise: 
We WILL yell "He's one shot!" when they are, in fact, not one shot.
We WILL run past you while you're dying in a raid.
We WILL do zero mechanics but still ask for loot. WHAT YOU GET: * Professional Dying Services™ (first to die, last to revive) * Weekly clan raids that become emotional support groups * A safe space to scream “WIPE IT” 4 seconds into every encounter * Deep philosophical debates like "Is Shaxx hot?" * Roleplay Night every Thursday where we pretend to be Shaxx and flirt with the Drifter. We don’t care about your K/D.
We don’t care if your Light level is 3.
We only care about one thing: Are you willing to dance with us in the Tower for no reason while wearing matching pink shaders and singing "All Star" by Smash Mouth in Discord? If yes: You’re in. HOW TO JOIN: 1. Send us a carrier pigeon. 2. Or just hit "Join Clan" — whatever. 3. Bonus points if you message us in-character as Drifter or Lord Saladin. 4. Bring monster energy Always.