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Edited by Dragokin:
3/22/2025 8:00:22 PM
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To all off topic enjoyers I challenge thee... you know the rules....(Bet you can't do it) the hook is set GO!!!
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020 [spoiler] tired bed post[/spoiler]
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019 [spoiler]I hope you're feeling better Azura. Stomach sick is miserable. [/spoiler]
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Edited by Dragokin: 9/30/2025 3:08:52 AM018 [spoiler]that sucks I've had a residual cough for the last few weeks from my last sick...but you definitely got it worse stomach sick is brutal hope you feel better soon...[/spoiler]
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017 [spoiler]i frew up guy i think im sick again[/spoiler]
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016 [spoiler]no never...but if the things that need "moved" skip unceremoniously into an outer plane to expedite the terror of my nephews...[/spoiler]
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015 [spoiler]*points finger* No disintegrations[/spoiler]
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014 [spoiler] good afternoon I get to terrorize my nephews today and help my brother move some stuff but mostly terrorize the nephews....[/spoiler]
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013 [spoiler]good afternoon[/spoiler]
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012 [spoiler]sigh. Too many chores this weekend. Haven't made it to laundry yet...tomorrow's project I guess. 😔[/spoiler]
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011 [spoiler]didn't get enough done yesterday...back to chores for me today.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Dragokin: 9/28/2025 9:33:55 PM010 [spoiler] dah crap that reminds me and I need to do laundry....[/spoiler]
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009 [spoiler]have spent too much time chatting in clanchat...need to go get some chores done. Stories to continue later...[/spoiler]
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008 [spoiler]passes the box back and forth between its' tentacles as it inspects the address label. A decision is made within its tangled brain, and the box is carefully placed in the basket in front of one of the many large bird nests in the room.[/spoiler]
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Edited by purplespider1976: 9/27/2025 4:42:28 AM007 [spoiler]rings a hand bell resting beside the thimble of honey. A door opposite opens, and a creepy looking hand and arm stretches through. Strangely, the hand has a crumpled and crooked party hat dangling from around the wrist. It reaches to delicately take the leather-bound tube from the trembling gnome. With a snap, the hand disappears back behind the door. The gnome sneezes. For some reason, it can suddenly smell pool water and pizza?![/spoiler]
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006 [spoiler]I always enjoy the stories. I don'tknow if you've been reading Pizza Friday's, but I've tried to set up a bit of a choose your own adventure thing this week. We'll see if I get any bites. (Hahaha bites...pizza...🤣)[/spoiler]
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005 [spoiler]the dwarf scans the address label. It notices the perishable sticker is mostly torn away and slaps a new one on the box. The box gets taken into the back and handed off to the sorting kracken who...[/spoiler]
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004 [spoiler]The tube zips through the transport system, pushed by an energetic pixie moonlighting for extra honey. A few high speed turns later, the tube drops into a waiting basket beside a cranky gnome. The pixie takes a quick sip of honey from the thimble at the gnome's elbow and then zooms back into the transport system. The gnome pulls the tube from the basket and...[/spoiler]
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003 [spoiler]I think I'm having way too much fun... these creative narrative snippets are quite therapeutic...[/spoiler]
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002 [spoiler]*a local postal centaur arrives at the intake office of hard roc deliveries...and passes a box to a dwarf at the desk...[/spoiler]
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001 [spoiler]*the typewriter begins to clack away of its own volition...the figure skims the text as it's written...no fatalities...one close call with a cannon event... And no major or killer butterflies....the now three foot of scroll cuts and rolls from the typewriter...the figure slides the scroll in to a leather bound tube to be delivered and is unceremoniously tossed into a shoot by the door... [/spoiler]
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.... hammer time🎶
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055 [spoiler]Purplespider settles at home after another long day at work. It wasn't "one of those days" kind of a day, but it had its challenges. She suspects there may have been some lingering effects from yesterday. She hopes Azura's feeling a little better. A box of treats has been sent out via the Hard Roc airborne delivery service. They did a great job with the cool breeze. Purplespider hopes she sent some of Azura's favourites. [/spoiler]
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Edited by purplespider1976: 9/25/2025 12:36:42 PM054 [spoiler]Purplespider finishes emptying the recycling bin. As she walks back into the warehouse, her eyes widen in amazement. The 14 skids of material to ship out have all disappeared. Hopefully, to the correct locations. Warily, she returns to her desk. The mystery parts others had left are all labeled with the project numbers and what needs to happen with them. Her eyes tear up with gratitude. Purplespider looks towards the open warehouse bay. Her face glows with golden red flames. She whispers to the breeze brushing past her cheeks, "Thanks Dragokin." [/spoiler]
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053 [spoiler]Dragokin, I thought we'd all agreed to stop volunteering for Aifos's experiments?![/spoiler]
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Edited by Dragokin: 9/25/2025 6:59:08 AM052 [spoiler]1 . execute plans at the longest range possible to minimize suspicion 2. Act within a 3 hour window of the present to minimize butterflie effect and paradoxes 3. The mages guild can can only expell you if you get caught .4 (and my favorite) the arch mage can go chew on a horse shoe....(but I might've taken that one out of context...as my memory was thrown out of wack after I volunteered for several questionable transmutation experiments...)[/spoiler]
