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6/25/2024 6:26:38 PM
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Destiny “story” writing….. guys, the padding….
Failsafe: Go to Nessus and do stuff!
(Goes to Nessus)
Osiris: Guardian, come to the Helm NOW, it’s super duper important!
(Goes to the Helm)
Osiris: Guardian, I need you to go to Nessus!
I WAS JUST LITERALLY -blam!- THERE YOU SLACK -blam!- SPACE WIZARD
YOU HAVE A -blam!- SPACE PHONE THAT YOU JUST USED TO CALL ME WITH.
AND FAILSAFE IS THERE WITH YOU. YOU ARE LITERALLY STANDING NEXT TO HER!
THERE WAS ZERO NEED FOR ME TO FLY IN!
YOU COULD HAVE SPARED ME A FULL TANK OF SPACE GAS.
BUT NOOOOO, I HAVE TO MAKE A 10.90 AU
[u]ROUND TRIP[/u] BECAUSE YOU’RE DISTRAUGHT OVER YOUR BIG SILVER -blam!- TOY GOING MISSING, YET ARE TOO DENSE TO JUST TELL ME ON THE SPACE PHONE.
Obviously satire.
But damn Bungie, you’re not even attempting to hide the padding here 😂
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Edited by Mortal_Resonance: 6/25/2024 8:29:35 PMHad similar comedy last season when Bungie brought back past seasons. Went to the farm to speak to Mara Sov, Mithrax and Devrim Kay. Listened to their conversation and the next quest step popped... *Go to the H.E.L.M to speak to Mara Sov.* She's literally stood in front of me doing some funky T-pose with lightbulb hands! Edit - this also highlighted something else that I've found bemusing. I went to the H.E.L.M and Mara Sov was already there. She left after me, arrived before me and had enough time to get comfy. NPCs can literally walk out of existence and reappear wherever, but my guardian is stuck using their ship.
