Who says I want to decompose?
Do you know how funny it’ll be in a couple thousand years, when all that is left of my generation is bone except for one perfectly preserved human specimen.
Better yet lay my mummified remains under the bass pro shop pyramid. And fill my tomb with precious Mardi Gras beads
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It does still happen naturally from time to time. Just make sure when you are about to die that you are in the right place with the right conditions. Nature will do the rest.