To tell me something interesting about yourself. Not your hobbies or special interests, not the kind of music you like or your favorite color. Something interesting about YOU. An experience. An accident. A moment where your worldview was turned upside down. Whatever it is, it has to be interesting.
I tire of checking Offtopic to see more posts about your favorite Star Wars show. I’ve been here long enough to watch your creative abilities peak and plummet. I remember having [i]fun[/i] with the people I spoke to. You can’t tell me a hundred posts about another bungie game is real entertainment to you. I don’t care about the opinions of tweenagers. I don’t care if your mom just bought you your favorite fast food. It doesn’t matter if this album spoke to you. I want to read something worth reading. If you can’t do that, you don’t get out enough. You could even lie, but none of you are good liars.
Your responses will be rated. I miss being here.
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I have a rivalry with all bugs that are yellow and striped. They just dislike me in general. It doesn’t matter if I’m sitting on a bench somewhere or at home, they always find where I am. I’ve been stung on many occasions and in many different places. Backyard? Easy target. Fishing in a pond? Naval warfare. Boat docks? Great for sneak attacks. They just don’t let up. Currently, the score is in favor of the yellow stripey bugs, but recent years I’ve made a slight comeback, taking out a few of them with bug killer.