Human1 was walking home one day when he encountered a dodo. After shouting and screaming and expressing normal human fear emotions, he was assaulted by the dodo. It did some pecking and some prodding but it did it quite hard. Human1 was screaming during the ordeal as well because human emotions :D. That was when Human2 walked onto the setting and was promptly killed by a rogue frying pan to the head- all that remained was a bloody mandible. Human2 was only here to knock out the other two requirements. Serves her right, that -blam!-. Human1 soon died and ascended to Heaven because of the power of friendship and loooovvvee and peace maaan and the dodo got British Museum-ed. [spoiler]i dont like this app sometimes. the thing wiped my first attempt at this prompt[/spoiler]