He came riding to Offtopic from the wars of horror Down in the depths of salt. And when he was there, he bragged of all honor he had got. And then he went quiet when the sheriff came in. The Sheriff laughed and said "You talk and you lie and you drink all our mead. I think it's bout time that you lie down and bleed." And so there came slashing and clashing of steel, as the good old sheriff came in with zeal. And the bragger known as man_of_war was no more. His head was on the floor, and the sheriff laughed no more, for he called man_of_war Ragnar The Red. [spoiler]Happy spooktober. Man_of_war_r2 here if you couldn't tell[/spoiler]