The Republic of Hell
Crowley appears on a screen near you, at a long conference table surrounded by more representatives from Hell, 5 specifically. A woman with blue skin and three eyes dressed in a wispy white dress, a pale woman with white hair in a braid around her neck dressed in a uniform white as snow, a man with red skin, with two red horns, dressed in a black robe, a humanoid shaped entity that seems to be made out of tentacles wearing nothing, and a woman with red skin, also in a white military uniform, but with gold shoulder pads.
“Hello Offtopic. As a result of The Battle for Hell, I have been met with requests for a change in leadership in Hell. By request of the other Five Houses, House Duranteau, House Auvinada, House Xirenth, House Triseon, and House Searicaea, I am becoming the Chancellor of Hell. I will still have the same powers of The Lord of Hell, but I will defer to the High Council before any major decisions. Thank you for listening.”
The image disappears*
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*a janitor Storm appears in the background* “So about that carpet stain you found...ahhh...whoops. You’re live. Sorry.” *proceeds to clean carpet *