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Edited by Peaches Pan Tao: 5/29/2020 1:46:31 AM
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I just lost the woman of my dreams...

>Be me >Come to coffee shop to work on my novel that will inevitably suck >Park >See red Toyota something or other >Cartoon gandalf sticker (above) reading YOU SHALL NOT PASS >Love that shit >Think "would be awesome if thats some chick's car" >See cute bead looking thingy hanging from mirror >Probably not fat basement dwelling dude's car >Go into coffee shop hoping for chick. >See chick near where I sit talking to an older friend >Pretty, with prim and proper look balanced by confidence and probable intelligence >Is probably astrophysics major or something way out of league >Exactly what makes me hard >Chick and friend leave shortly after I sit down >Watch chick walk out to parking lot from table >Feel like creep >Please oh please be the gandalf car >Chick gets into gandalf car and drives away >Will never love another woman again >Post in b.net as tears stream down face and hoping rona gets me >Will probably go lick wal mart shopping carts after posting >The world will never be beautiful again True story. Kinda. Anyway, I come to this coffee shop a lot and I'm hoping this girl shows up again, not that I'd have balls to say anything.

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  • See Peaches I think the next time you see this women, you need to pull out the ole' homo habilis out on her. It made everyone here love you and become mildly aroused whenever we saw it, so theoretically the same principles are at play here?

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