Hello, people of Offtopic. Recently there has been a massive upheaval in our way of life. The good people of Offtopic are trying to set up a business g*v*rnment, but a business is vastly different from a g*v*rnment. In addition, our former president is raising an army, hoping to establish himself as dictator for life. We must fight back against the forces of evil! The Order of Whispers has pledged to obliterate anything that would upset the balance of power in Offtopic, and now is the time for that oath to be fulfilled. If you wish to help fight back against the forces of evil, send me a PM and start the first day of the rest of your life. [spoiler]Anybody who joins within the next 2 days will get a free cool ninja outfit.[/spoiler]