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5/27/2020 8:37:14 PM
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Order of Whispers signups
Hello, people of Offtopic. Recently there has been a massive upheaval in our way of life. The good people of Offtopic are trying to set up a business g*v*rnment, but a business is vastly different from a g*v*rnment. In addition, our former president is raising an army, hoping to establish himself as dictator for life. We must fight back against the forces of evil! The Order of Whispers has pledged to obliterate anything that would upset the balance of power in Offtopic, and now is the time for that oath to be fulfilled. If you wish to help fight back against the forces of evil, send me a PM and start the first day of the rest of your life.
[spoiler]Anybody who joins within the next 2 days will get a free cool ninja outfit.[/spoiler]
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[i]Casually hides army of mechanical robots[/i] [spoiler]Hecking Spitfires[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesEdited by Unseelie Nil: 5/27/2020 9:33:34 PM[quote]The Order of Whispers has pledged to obliterate anything that would upset the balance of power in Offtopic[/quote] Oh, see I thought it was an Illuminati style group of spies created by one of Toasters former lackeys to attempt to control things from behind the scenes, only to be run off time and time again because the folks they go after are so obviously the biggest goodie two-shoes in the land that no one would believe they're capable of anything nefarious.
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2 RepliesThough is there a cost we [you] have to pay?
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Inb4 lock
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[quote] [spoiler]Anybody who joins within the next 2 days will get a free cool ninja outfit.[/spoiler][/quote] I’ve already addressed that samurai are better than ninjas. But. A ninja moved my post to the graveyard: #companionapp.
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10 RepliesForty minutes in and already your alt has threatened someone's life for not joining thee? I wish for us to fight the dark together, I urge you seek more goodly ways of strength and then our alliance could be a truly great thing.
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6 RepliesThe whole business thing is to try and bypass the new rules regarding politics. At least as far as I know.
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1 ReplyEdited by ImaDrizzit: 5/27/2020 8:56:10 PMDoth thee not understand our actions? By my word, and my word is one that thee can trust, I swear to you we seek no such thing. Sherlock doesn’t even wish to be the lord of a government, and certainly not dictations for life. Thy sees that history repeats, and that this is how other dictators have gained such power, but thy misinterprets our purpose entirely.
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14 RepliesEdited by UnwiseGeoduck84: 5/27/2020 8:56:24 PMAnd this, my friends, is why you become a mercenary.
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1 ReplyEdited by Warlock Holmes: 5/27/2020 8:54:25 PMYou all do not seem to understand what I am doing. I am not building a dictatorship! I am not building a government! I am building a order of knightly protectors and thy sully my orders good name with such speech. Just because we are not a part of the offtopic government does not mean our goals are evil. We seek help. Only those who’s vision is to narrow to only see war see us as a threat. We are no government. We are protectors.
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Blimp
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Bump.
