I'm never being told things like:
"You are not a human, only humans type on computers or live in houses with internet."
Or,
"Stop acting like you are aren’t a human, only humans can speak or write."
I want to put these imaginary criticisms to rest.
I am not a human. Aliens do human things all the time. I am living proof that an alien can do human things. All animals are static beings with limited potential. Humans rightfully focus on the differences between living things(though arguably the wrong differences, so that they can use those differences to justify calling themselves the superior species. But plenty species are better than humans. Every animal being has limited potential(not sure why I felt like saying that this time or the time before). Not many people who were raised to believe humans were smart, eventually come to discover they’re actually fools. I've heard stories from conservationists, ecologists, and outdoors enthusiasts who all say something irrelevant to this thread. Some bears have a squirrel dinner, while deer can eat grass or whatever other disgusting stuff they find on the ground(also irrelevant to this thread).
This indicates nothing relevant. We all see with our eyes unless you have Synesthesia but that is an obvious exception. And that is actually still irrelevant I need to get back on topic. Humans are not smart. They are arrogant. They are not even how humans like to call themselves sentient. No other species called themselves sentient without first being called sentient by another species, humans classified themselves. Thus, I am a superior. I am part of a large community of truly sentient beings. When ever I do a human thing, I prove that aliens can engage in human activities and still be an alien.[spoiler]couple things I have to say
1. If you don’t get the reference I am jealous.
2. This is a joke, respond accordingly please
3. I haven’t heard from him in a while, have you guys?[/spoiler]
Edit: forgot my tag. I’m bad at this.
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I miss the bear
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Edited by H1vac: 1/5/2020 6:43:01 AMYou are only human.
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Edited by FdYAcsoyPKN83gLE: 1/7/2020 9:26:44 PMOkay Furry?
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Edited by Trout, the Insufferable: 1/7/2020 9:42:50 PMInb4 bear/man/troll
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Bend and stretch, Reach for the stars, There goes Jupiter, Here comes Mars, Bend and stretch, Reach for the stars, Stand on tippy toe, Oh so high. (≧艸≦*)
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Honestly, I’d rather be around a dog than one of my own kind, specifically a husky pupper
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[quote]Edit: forgot my tag. I’m bad at this.[/quote] If you see an edit on my posts, it’s literally this, or a correction to a spelling mistake. [spoiler]Or it’s something I should’ve added but just forgot to[/spoiler]
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Edited by GiantSlayer: 1/4/2020 9:05:11 PMI’ve seen this raw strength only once before... It didn’t scare me enough then. It does now.
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Oh gawd not you too!
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Ye he has a new account I forgot the name I think he got banned [spoiler]twirls stache [/spoiler]
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Im a carbon doing who longs to be a carbon being... What is this human? Is it tasty... Precious?
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Is this a story post or actually something cool? I'm too lazy to read even 1 sentence of that massive wall of text.
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I'm both human AND an alien (in the legal sense)
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[quote] 1. If you don’t get the reference I am jealous.[/quote] Yee [quote] 2. This is a joke, respond accordingly please[/quote] Hahaha [quote] 3. I haven’t heard from him in a while, have you guys?[/quote] EXISTENT
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I gotcha. [spoiler]ze bear man[/spoiler]