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7/19/2019 6:39:57 PM
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Sheriff's Department: Assemble In The Dark

[quote][b]As Viruses grasp on Offtopic tightened, and the sheriff's department assembled together quietly in the pitch black night on the roof of the department. The only thing that gave light was the moon and stars. [/b][/quote] Beep: Maybe they didn't get the messages... They should be here by now! Acro: Well I'd imagine there's a lot of road blocks stopping them from coming! It's dark, and all power is gone. They even reached my lab... Pencil Snake: At least he hasn't gotten my iPod! *Pencil snake does a wicked air guitar* Lee: iPod? They still make those? *Pencil snake continues his air guitar, ignoring all around him* Pencil Snake: Here comes the big finish!!! *Everyone glares at pencil snake* Pencil Snake: [b][i][u]HERE IT COMES[/u][/i][/b] *click* Pencil Snake: What? *The iPods light went black* Pencil Snake: [b][i][u]NOOOOOOOO[/u][/i][/b] Beep: Haha!! [quote][b]Pencil snake charges beep in a fit of rage but before his fists could reach beep a sword flew in between them, defusing the fight. A figure approached slowly.[/b][/quote] Ring: Yeah, let's not... Lee: Ring! *Lee and ring shared a bromo hug* Ring: Nice to see you again buddy! Lee: It really is. You know if the others are coming? Ring: Well I sent word, and so did you... But all I've heard back from was Vex Lee: Vex...? Ring: Yup, he's the leader of the Offtopic army! Lee: ... Vex? *Beep tries to control his laughter but he can't* Beep: Hahaha! Shit, that's good joke! [quote][b]All of a sudden a big blue figure falls from the sky and he punches beep. He was knocked out cold[/b][/quote] Varvatos Vex: [b][i][u]YOU DARE MOCK MY GLORIOUS NAME?[/u][/i][/b] Beep: *gasps for air* Lee: Vex!! That's my own man you sicko! Varvatos Vex: [b][i][u]BWAHAHAHAH[/u][/i][/b] Ring: He's a little... Unstable Lee: *sighs* Well this is all we've got right now... Ring, got any Information on where to go next? Ring: Yeah actually. Robo Owls factory. He said he's found a way to cleanse the virus Lee: Well that's a good thing for sure. Alright, Let's head out [quote]And so they left the building. the moon, the stars, and Lee's light were the only thing guiding them. And of course a sense of hope[/quote]

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  • I can use a Titan once we get to Owls, that way it won’t get corrupted. [spoiler]Sorry Partner, but You’ve Yeed your last Haw[/spoiler]

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  • Make the next move.

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    • You shall never win. You shall need a fleet to defeat me. And a antivirus that only I have.

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    • AND MY AXE

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      • *keeps running then notices the tracks left* looks like someone was here. Maybe they found something to stop this red metal. "follows the tracks*

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        • I'm not here to fight on this one. I'll just sit in the background and watch until you really need me

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        • Edited by pencilsnake: 7/19/2019 9:05:14 PM
          You can take a boy’s music, but you’ll never take the music out of the boy *air guitar intensifies* [spoiler]I should totally refine air guitar into like actual magic... ideas are forming[/spoiler]

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          • I'll join in on the action with my mech suit, or just come with a weapon of some sort.

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          • I’ll just sit on this wall and watch things unfold.

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          • I'm just gonna stay in my underground shelter that is definitely far away from the city.

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          • I’m just glad my character isn’t electronic based. [spoiler]Sips Tea[/spoiler]

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            • Edited by Ace Night Owl: 7/19/2019 8:15:11 PM
              Let’s hope everything I own hasn’t been taken over! It’s all tech.

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            • Edited by Jack Frost: 7/19/2019 8:36:03 PM
              Varvatos’s trademark is catching on! [b][i][u]GLORIOUS!!!™️[/u][/i][/b] Edit: most sincere apologies Beep, but Varvatos Vex has no control over what happens in this story! [spoiler]And yes, [i]Commander[/i] Vex is in control of the Offtopic Army! Mostly![/spoiler]

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              • Static* You might want to check your messages. Cuts feed+

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              • [quote]And so they left the building. the moon, the stars, and Lee's light were the only thing guiding them. And of course a sense of hope[/quote] There’s something I gotta tell you. About our moon.

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                • Glorious!

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                • [b][i][u]GLORIOUS!!![/u][/i][/b]

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                • Interesting

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                • [i][b]Glorious!![/b][/i] Let's get to work, boys!

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