One day, I am going to be your DM and your character is going to walk off a cliff and die, then be resurrected right by the cliff and you will fall off and die again and this will last for 2 hours......

And to beest brutally honest, this is going to offendeth some of thee. So if 't be true thee doth not wanteth to risketh being fell the present day, then moveth 'long and cometh backeth lat'r, because i am not trying to fell thee, i wanteth thee to bethink. Eke, i wanteth not to heareth reasons 'r fetches, i knoweth those folk all, so wasteth not thy timeth, unless thou art just yond b'r'd. edit: aye, in the middle, wherefore not? behold, this posteth is not a slam 'gainst st'ries, this posteth cov'rs m're then st'ries and the basic jist is yond i wanteth thee, aye thee, thee beest [i]you[/i]. I wanteth thee to feeleth safe to doth thy thing h're, not feeleth liketh thee has't to followeth a trend! inspiration is something we can not controleth and i und'rstand yond. basically t is this, [i][u]stop copying each oth'r in an attempteth to beest popular. [/u][/i] s'riously, f'r -blam!-'s sake, t is idiotic. Doth thee knoweth wherefore t is idiotic? nay one wanteth copies, yond is wherefore. wherefore is lee popular? that gent is an artist and that gent can beest one hell of a standeth up guy, but that gent is doing his owneth thing. Wherefore is ringlead'r77 popular? that gent is chill and that gent is one hell of a guy doing his owneth thing. Wherefore is toast'r popular? that gent is mentally unstable and we art all afeard that gent might actually batheth the w'rld in atomic fireth? nay, t is because that gent is doing his owneth thing. Wherefore is nil popular? wherefore is eccho popular? wherefore is peaches so did love? simple those gents art being themselves and [u][i]doing their owneth thing. [/i][/u] once in a blue moon, t is comical at which hour folks maketh a bunch of similar posts. Not. Ev'ry. Day. Or. Coequal. Ev'ry. Week. i liketh to writeth, i loveth t actually, yet doth thee ev'r truly seeth st'ry timeth with xombie? nay. Wherefore? thee has't 10 folks all pouring out st'ries. I has't gotten to the pointeth, coequal i am sick of all the alas st'ries. Oh waiteth, haply if 't be true i doth a st'ry wh're i putteth in all the memb'rs, i can beest merit too. yeah, f'r 2 seconds as thee stroketh their egos. -blam!-, behold, t is _____day! alloweth me copyeth the 50 oth'r _____ day posts. prithee don't. i am going to beest an edgey tween and ev'ryone shall bethink i am merit. nay, those gents wonneth't. oh, i did bet if 't be true i repeateth what mine own daddy hath said from the alex jones showeth, folks shall liketh me. nope, we has't hath heard & seen t. Same with religion. Thee wanteth to beest a news did cast'r, then beest truly unbias'd and findeth something yond none of us has't ev'r hath heard of. thee wanteth to knoweth what shall gain thee did grind? beest thee and beest diff'rent. Not sir/bear/troll diff'rent, just beest unique. Speak of what thou art into, nay kinky the horror, saveth yond f'r the next timeth thou art high-lone with yond fuzzy channel thy parents receiveth piss'd at thee f'r flipping by, and talketh to us about yourself. we art all odd, which is wherefore we art h're. Speak of thy int'rests, thy passions and f'r the loveth of molasses cookies, [i][u][b]use punctuation and paragraphs!![/b][/u][/i] honest w'rds h're, nay one likes trend followeth'rs, because next week, yond trend shall beest in the clearance bin at thy neighb'rhood dollar st're and thee shall just beest a apparition again. So beest thee and maketh an online cousin 'r 2 and stand -blam!- w'rrying about being merit 'r trending on h're [spoiler]found a “translator” online and I felt like I had to. [/spoiler]

[quote]And to be brutally honest, this is going to offend some of you[/quote] if i were ur english teacher i’d probably knock off 10 pts for this line to be brutally honest [quote] Basically it is this, [i][u]stop copying each other in an attempt to be popular.[/u][/i][/quote] imagine actually caring about popularity [quote] Hey, look, it is _____Day! Let me copy the 50 other _____ Day posts......please don't.[/quote] spoilsport [quote] I am going to be an edgey tween and everyone will think I am CoolHandLuke.....[/quote] makes sense cept for why would anyone wanna emulate u tho [quote]So be you and make an online friend or 2[/quote] gay

What a brilliant idea, you are so original

[quote] my mission here to twist Xronad’s shorts in a wad [/quote] You think he’s a whitey tighty kinda guy?

...copypasta?

figured someone would do this.

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