So this is what happened!
After reading that post, I hopped into my DeLorean and time traveled back to the caveman days to answer this. This is a wholly factual event, I swear.
So one day, Gurk was wanting to play Call of Duty, Neanderthal Warfare, but Gurk's wife, Yougg, she wanted some sweet, sweet Neanderthal lovin. Gurk had a headache and he had already promised Durk and Mud that he would be their back up with the flaming stick of eye poking, while Mud was on club duty and Durk was providing cover fire with his dirty rocks, some might have been poo......
Anyways, since Gurk had not ever bathed, his junkatalia was yellow and curved, just like that thing in the tree that fell on his head when the tree angered him off and he head butted it to make sure they had a reasonable conversation!
So he handed his wife that and told her what to do with it, using many gestures and grunts!
Well, after a long day of CoD Neanderthal Warfare, Gurk came home to a cold, empty cave, that only had that single banana sitting on the dinner rock with a cave painting depicting him eating that banana as his dinner, since Yougg had gone to stay with her mother.
Gurk smashed the banana in a fit of rage, then realized he had nothing to eat, but something smelled sorta sweet and he noticed the banana's innards upon his hand and tried it. It tasted good and Gurk did not die until Yougg returned home and strangled him for making a mess in her cave.
Now you know the actual, factual story of the first Nana Eater, Gurk.
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Wtf did I just read?