I was bant for a month due to illegal activities.. All I did was tell people to eat more grapes... I had no idea I’d been a fugitive for years.
Anyways, I have since thrown away anything with the word grape in it away. I’ve gone straight, no more crime I promise.. My lawyer MillionBlue had to do a lot of digging to get me free. He spent night and day digging that damn tunnel.
Do not eat grapes everyone... you’ll regret it! IT TURNS YOUR BRAINS INTO MUSH AND YOU GROW HAIR ON YOUR PALMS!!!!!!
[spoiler]back to the basement to count my hands...[/spoiler]
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I eat toe crust