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Edited by The Trinity Ghoul [Lee]: 2/15/2019 9:12:00 PM
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Voyage Into The Void Part 2

[quote]LordGraviton whispers his self gently back and forth in front of the cell and talks to himself, worshipping the void[/quote] LordGraviton: The Void is a place all can reach but never can return from. Only the strong shall be spared from the voids pull. The weak will be devoured! All hail the mighty void! *Toaster and speaker of the deep laugh* SpeakerOfTheDeep: *burb* Look at this edge Lord! *The laughs from toaster and speaker grow louder* LordGraviton: SILENCE! The void demands your respect! If you won't give it, then I'll drag it out of you. Here watch this *LordGraviton grabs a man in a insanes person trap-coat* Nameless: Hi, I'm used to further plot! *LordGraviton slowly rips his soul out and consumes it for the void* LordGraviton: AHHH! THE VOID REJOICES! Lee: Does that even taste good? I mean his soul was pretty black before you ate it. LordGraviton: It tastes like eggs so not too bad. *LordGraviton catches himself before endulging in small talk* LordGraviton: Your souls will soon be eaten at the voids darkest. My servant of the void shall stay here to gaurd you. SpeakerOfTheDeep: Wait, I need more vodka! *LordGraviton leaves the area* Lee: Alright. Let's see here. *Lee looks around, looking for a way out* Lee: Okay, there's keys on that gaurd, if we can find a way to knock em out, we can escape. *Lee looks over at toaster and he's playing on his iPad* Lee: What are you doing? Toaster: I'm playing this new game I got, it's called The Door, I can torture some people and junk. SpeakerOfTheDeep: We got to get out of here, aren't you *burp* concerned? Toasters: We toasters don't have souls. You guys are screwed though lol. Here I snuck in a rock, make do with it what you will. *Toaster tosses a rock at Lee's forehead* Lee: alright. We got one chance at this. *Lee aims and throws the rock as hard as he can, but the speaker sneezes so it throws off his aim* Lee: Really? SpeakerOfTheDeep: Sorry *burp* mate *Luckily the rock bounces back into the cell and the gaurd didn't notice* Lee: Wow that was convenient *Lee aims again and make sure he's distanced from the two, and he throws as hard as he can* Gaurd: BLAaaHh *The rock went through his head like a bullet. The gaurd instantly was killed and his body flopped to the floor, conveniently lobbing the keys into the cell* Lee: I call bull -blam!- on that. I mean what are the cha- SpeakerOfTheDeep: Just *burp* unlock the door already! [quote]So they make it out of the cell and outside, and run. But they found a burrito truck and made a pit stop because the speaker was hungry[/quote] *Toaster recognizes the man running the truck* Toaster: MY LAUNCH CODES Kronos: Oh no.. not you!
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