The Emperor sat at his desk in his office on Corusant. He was hungry. Very hungry. Just then, Darth Vader texted him.
"I have sensed a great disturbance in the Force, master," Vader said in his text.
"Yesss..." the Emperor replied. "There are no more [b][i][u]HAM SANDWICHES [/u][/i][/b]
Vader: ?
Emperor: I'm hungry.
Vader: eat something
Emperor: no u
Vader: then die of starvation
Emperor: I wanna [b][i][u]HAM SANDWICH [/u][/i][/b]
Vader: ?
The Food Delivery man showed up at the Emperor's door. He knocked and came in.
"Sir, I have your regular lunch order for you."
"Do you have [b][i][u]HAM SANDWICHES?[/u][/i][/b]
"No u but I know a deli person who can make you them."
"Good. He will make [b][i][u]HAM SANDWICHES [/u][/i][/b] or die."
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At least no one got force choked or force lightninged.