The Emperor sat at his desk in his office on Corusant. He was hungry. Very hungry. Just then, Darth Vader texted him. "I have sensed a great disturbance in the Force, master," Vader said in his text. "Yesss..." the Emperor replied. "There are no more [b][i][u]HAM SANDWICHES [/u][/i][/b] Vader: ? Emperor: I'm hungry. Vader: eat something Emperor: no u Vader: then die of starvation Emperor: I wanna [b][i][u]HAM SANDWICH [/u][/i][/b] Vader: ? The Food Delivery man showed up at the Emperor's door. He knocked and came in. "Sir, I have your regular lunch order for you." "Do you have [b][i][u]HAM SANDWICHES?[/u][/i][/b] "No u but I know a deli person who can make you them." "Good. He will make [b][i][u]HAM SANDWICHES [/u][/i][/b] or die."