..."What about Leia and the wookie?" Lando asked Darth Vader.
"Blah blah ... and they... blah blah... stay here forever," Vader replied.
"This was never a part of our agreement!"
*Vader gets in elevator*
"I've altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."
*elevator door closes*
"This deal is getting worse all the time," Lando sighed.
*elevator door opens*
"And wear this clown costume," Vader threw it at Lando.
"This was never part of our agreement!"
"I've altered the deal, pray I don't alter it any further."
*elevator door closes*
"This deal is getting worse all the time."
*elevator door opens*
"And ride this unicycle while playing the trumpet," Vader said, shoving the items at Lando.
"This was never a part of our agreement!"
"I've altered the deal, pray I don't alter it any further."
*elevator door closes*
"This deal is..."
*elevator door opens*
"Deal is fantastic, that's why I want you to take this 50 question survey on your deal."
"This was...!"
"I've altered the deal, pray I don't alter it any further."
*elevator door closes.*
"This deal is getting worse all the time," Lando groaned.
*elevator door opens*
"And tell everyone that Foofer, aka James Lake, is unbanned," Vader said.
"This was never a !"
"I've altered the deal, pray I don't alter it any further."
*elevator door closes*
Lando looks around.
"Foofer is unbanned! From what I don't know."
[spoiler]I AM UNBANNED!!!!!!!!! On vacation though so I'm taking a two week break from the forums. To quote the great Wyoming, [quote][quote]Banned For Spam[/quote][/quote][/spoiler]
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.. [spoiler]is your vacation to New Jersey?[/spoiler]