[quote]You have no closed doors except for the ones to the outside. Not even the bathroom door.[/quote]We keep some doors closed, most notably the bathrooms (cats + toilets = bad combo), computer room (cats + wiring = bad combo) and bed room (cat hair on wife's pillow + her allergies = bad combo)... I let them sleep on the bed when she's out if town though, hehehe. [quote]Naps in the middle of the day are the warmest and cuddliest experiences in the world. Sleep at night on the other hand, is nonexistent.[/quote] Wait until they're older and play with them before bed. They'll keep quiet... or maybe we just have really well behaved cats. [quote]You just get out of the shower and you already have cat hair on you, like seriously it just appears out of nowhere.[/quote]This. So much this. [quote]You buy these expensive cat towers for them to play on, but they never climb on it and just play in the box it came in.[/quote]Pshaw, [url=https://i.imgur.com/KzXCqfy.jpg]I built my own Cat-Castle.[/url] Way cheaper and way more fun for both me and them. [quote]You can meow at the perfect pitch to mimic a cat, just so you can pretend to have conversations with them.[/quote]My cats can tell I'm faking it, so now I just go to YouTube and look up "cats meowing". Really f***s with their heads. Also, you forgot to add how all the pictures on your phone suddenly become cat pics. I don't know when or how that happened.