You are in your house when a man breaks in
He is special though, his name is Steve and he is omnipotent
He then says that you are guilty of jaywalking and you must die
What do you do?
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First, I would argue his authority to decide if I should die. If that doesn't work, I will confound him with the fact that legally, he is both breaking and entering, and threatening my well being, both far worse in the eyes of justice. (I would know, Lawbringers represent!) if said trickery doesn't work, I will resort to hand to hand combat with what pleases the Blood God- a trusty Axe. [spoiler]Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! Souls for the Soul Eater! Death for the Red King![/spoiler]