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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/23/2018 11:09:43 PM
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Cain dashed towards the blades, racing the Emu’s with a furious speed. He slid across the ground, grabbing both of them before he leapt into an alleyway and jumped up the walls, vaulting between two homes and reaching the roof.
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"F*CK!" Yelled out one of the birds, much to everyone's surprise. "Kevin, watch your language!" Another shouted out at the male bird, this one sounding like his mother. "Sorry, ma..."
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Cain impaled both blades into the rooftop, knowing that the bastards couldn’t fly. With that, he sprinted off the rooftop, pulling out his trusty shotgun. Vicky. “BLOOD! CARNAGE! ANNIHILATION!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!” Vicky screamed as Cain fired the explosive shells into the thickest of the horde.
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Edited by Stitch: 1/23/2018 11:23:50 PM"RUN!" The emu army began retreating upon seeing and hearing the shotgun, obviously having seen it at some point before. "Run, you fools!" The emu general yelled out from the back as they ran away from the psycho gun. Vicky just laughed as she fired huge explosive shells into the flightless birds, the large pellets catching them on fire after a short delay. "DIE, SCUM! FLEE FROM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!" [spoiler]Ah, yes...that gun.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]hue hue hue[/spoiler] “Lay it on thick, Vick!” Cain would rhyme, firing the mighty shotgun just in time to take down the sorry excuses of birds.
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The gun shot a small black orb, upong hitting a bird it made a vortex and sucked in several nearby birds into the abyss before vanishing. "FEAR ME!" The birds quickly got out of that town, leaving as fast as they arrived.
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“I must say Vicky. That was rather...[i]Emu[/i]sing.” Cain would say. No emotion or reaction in his voice afterwards.
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"....I hate you." The robotic female voice replied after a short pause. "Puns are almost worse than my edge."
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 1/24/2018 4:59:33 AM“This is true. Because you aren’t even a blade.” Cain would tell Vicky. “Anyways. It seems the threat has been repelled. I should probably go back home and help Lilly pack.” [spoiler]end[/spoiler] [spoiler]end?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]End.[/spoiler]
