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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/23/2018 9:19:06 PM
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All the emus caught in the fire began running toward the nearest water source while the rest of the battle hardened warriors fought on. They continued to peck at him, a few even ramming into his sides in an attempt to knock him over.
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The overpowering force sent Tesuto to the ground, and Tesuto began to kick and slash from his prone position. “Get BACK! DEMONS!!!”
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"Hand over the sword and they'll stop!" Someone yelled from a distance, the birds not letting up their assault on the man as he felt heavy pecks all over his body.
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“WHAT?!” Tesuto yelled back in confusion as he continued to fight like a cornered animal.
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"Give them the sword!" They aimed for his eyes and neck, trying to make this confusion of fast moving feathers as uncomfortable as possible.
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Tesuto grunted in annoyance as he threw his blades at the emus, trying to kill a few if possible. But alas, he gave up his blades.
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The emus instantly began running away, a few of them grabbing the weapons in their mouths as they ran. "We have acquired blades! We shall upgrade immediately, my brothers! Retreat!"
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“Wait. What?!” Tesuto would say in question. Then...he realized. “NO! STOP THOSE EMU’s!!!” Then, where the emus with the blades ran, a massive flaming blue figure appeared over them. It darted like a bullet straight into the blade carrying Bird’s, and a massive fiery explosion was given off, burning all birds into thanksgiving dinner if they were caught in the 5 metre radius blast. As the smoke subsided, Cain coldbourne stood up, standing upon the ashes of the birds. “You...shall not...pass.” He said calmly, twirling his dragon spear in defiance of the birds.
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The emus made the sound of drums in their throats at the sight of their roasted brothers and charged Cain while a few of them went to retrieve the weapons. The emus wouldn't go down without a fight and they really wanted those weapons for their own.
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Cain dashed towards the blades, racing the Emu’s with a furious speed. He slid across the ground, grabbing both of them before he leapt into an alleyway and jumped up the walls, vaulting between two homes and reaching the roof.
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"F*CK!" Yelled out one of the birds, much to everyone's surprise. "Kevin, watch your language!" Another shouted out at the male bird, this one sounding like his mother. "Sorry, ma..."
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Cain impaled both blades into the rooftop, knowing that the bastards couldn’t fly. With that, he sprinted off the rooftop, pulling out his trusty shotgun. Vicky. “BLOOD! CARNAGE! ANNIHILATION!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!” Vicky screamed as Cain fired the explosive shells into the thickest of the horde.
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Edited by Stitch: 1/23/2018 11:23:50 PM"RUN!" The emu army began retreating upon seeing and hearing the shotgun, obviously having seen it at some point before. "Run, you fools!" The emu general yelled out from the back as they ran away from the psycho gun. Vicky just laughed as she fired huge explosive shells into the flightless birds, the large pellets catching them on fire after a short delay. "DIE, SCUM! FLEE FROM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!" [spoiler]Ah, yes...that gun.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]hue hue hue[/spoiler] “Lay it on thick, Vick!” Cain would rhyme, firing the mighty shotgun just in time to take down the sorry excuses of birds.
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The gun shot a small black orb, upong hitting a bird it made a vortex and sucked in several nearby birds into the abyss before vanishing. "FEAR ME!" The birds quickly got out of that town, leaving as fast as they arrived.
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“I must say Vicky. That was rather...[i]Emu[/i]sing.” Cain would say. No emotion or reaction in his voice afterwards.
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"....I hate you." The robotic female voice replied after a short pause. "Puns are almost worse than my edge."
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 1/24/2018 4:59:33 AM“This is true. Because you aren’t even a blade.” Cain would tell Vicky. “Anyways. It seems the threat has been repelled. I should probably go back home and help Lilly pack.” [spoiler]end[/spoiler] [spoiler]end?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]End.[/spoiler]
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What the shit
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The emus are ferocious beasts!
