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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/20/2018 3:45:14 AM
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"Preferably not in a bar, I don't drink alcohol," Chase replied.
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[i]Meghan gave him the most blank stare in the world. His levels of idiocy were unrivalled to her. "We're in a bar right now. Why are you here?" [/i]
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"Puma is trying to get me socialize," Chase sighed.
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[i]"So like... Why not just go to a park? Do you bring juice boxes in here?" [/i]
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"He likes coffee, anything but Starbucks. But that was because I worked at one for a day in the City. He stopped by, so I poured beer in his capachino, to screw with him," she whispered. He clearly overheard. "YOU POURED BEER IN MY COFFEE!" He yelled.
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[i]"Adventurous, I like it," Meghan whispered back with a laugh. Her tone had a slight buzz to it, from the tequila. [/i]
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"I know," she replied.
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[i]"So, got any stories about his night with beer?" [/i]
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"I'm afraid there is none to tell. He didn't drink the entire cup of coffee, just a little bit before he decided to be like, [i]F*ck it, I'm leaving[/i]."
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[i]"Booooo, wasteful [b]and[/b] lightweight!" [/i]
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Edited by Splashback77: 1/22/2018 12:42:09 AM"I would've drank the rest of it," Jade replied.
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[i]"Saaaame." [/i]
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"You guys are weird," Chase muttered. "Yeah, and you're a virgin," Jade argued.
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[i]"Ooooh shit, she's got a point." [/i]
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"I'm always in the worst situations," he muttered.
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[i]"Well why not go fix your situation game?"[/i]
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"Or I can leave," Chase sighed. "Whatever, pussý," Jade told him.
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[i]"Yeah, come stay with the pûssies like a real man!" [/i]
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Chase sighed, "I wonder what will happen next."
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[i]"I dunno. Think of something." [/i]
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"Damnit, where's a bartender?" Chase asked. "They don't serve coffee here, bud," Jade told him. "Of course not, this is a bar, might as well get something alcoholic," he shrugged. "Meg, is it possible to hallucenate with your ears?"
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[i]"That's called a delusion, but yeah." [/i]
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"I can't f**king believe what I'm hearing," Jade said. Chase kept calling for a baretender.
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[i]Meghan laughed to herself and took a drink from her tequila. [/i]
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"I'm gonna need a Margarita," Jade decided. "Watch, he's gonna take a liking to wine," Vanessa said.
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[i]"I'll take another tequila," Meghan said as she finished hers off. [/i]
