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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/17/2018 2:53:41 AM
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[i]"Who's a good kitty?" Meghan asked as she looked at the Puma, which she started to merrily scratch the head of. Her white gauntlets made her nails impossible to feel, but the message still came across. She looked over at Jade and the Titan, surprised she hadn't noticed the former earlier. [/i]
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"He likes coffee, anything but Starbucks. But that was because I worked at one for a day in the City. He stopped by, so I poured beer in his capachino, to screw with him," she whispered. He clearly overheard. "YOU POURED BEER IN MY COFFEE!" He yelled.
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[i]"Adventurous, I like it," Meghan whispered back with a laugh. Her tone had a slight buzz to it, from the tequila. [/i]
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"I know," she replied.
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[i]"So, got any stories about his night with beer?" [/i]
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"I'm afraid there is none to tell. He didn't drink the entire cup of coffee, just a little bit before he decided to be like, [i]F*ck it, I'm leaving[/i]."
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[i]"Booooo, wasteful [b]and[/b] lightweight!" [/i]
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Edited by Splashback77: 1/22/2018 12:42:09 AM"I would've drank the rest of it," Jade replied.
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[i]"Saaaame." [/i]
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"You guys are weird," Chase muttered. "Yeah, and you're a virgin," Jade argued.
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[i]"Ooooh shit, she's got a point." [/i]
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"I'm always in the worst situations," he muttered.
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[i]"Well why not go fix your situation game?"[/i]
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"Or I can leave," Chase sighed. "Whatever, pussý," Jade told him.
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[i]"Yeah, come stay with the pûssies like a real man!" [/i]
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Chase sighed, "I wonder what will happen next."
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[i]"I dunno. Think of something." [/i]
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"Damnit, where's a bartender?" Chase asked. "They don't serve coffee here, bud," Jade told him. "Of course not, this is a bar, might as well get something alcoholic," he shrugged. "Meg, is it possible to hallucenate with your ears?"
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[i]"That's called a delusion, but yeah." [/i]
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"I can't f**king believe what I'm hearing," Jade said. Chase kept calling for a baretender.
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[i]Meghan laughed to herself and took a drink from her tequila. [/i]
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"I'm gonna need a Margarita," Jade decided. "Watch, he's gonna take a liking to wine," Vanessa said.
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[i]"I'll take another tequila," Meghan said as she finished hers off. [/i]
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"Margarita," Jade ordered from bartender. Chase simply asked, "Give me one shot, of every alcohol you serve." The bartender sighed. "This will be interesting," Jade decided.
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[i]"Dude you're gonna get hammered." [/i]
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"Yeah, it he actually drinks them."
