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originally posted in:The New Dojo
Edited by Splashback77:
1/26/2018 4:11:52 AM
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>Be Oliver
>Meet cute lady
>Go to a bar
>"Eww, orgy!"
>"Wait there's m'lady, alone!"
>"M'lady! What are you--"
>"Don't stop m'lady~!"
>Two Weeks later
>M'lady isn't doing much
>Is she pregnant?
>One week later
>Is captured
>Hand is cut off
>Meets brother again
>M'lady comes to visit
>Oh no, she's pregnant
>"M'ladyIcantBeADadIdBeABadFatherFigure."
>Runs Away with cute lady to where she's from
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