originally posted in:The New Dojo
[b][u]Fruit Stand[/u][/b]
[i]Dojoville, 12:30[/i]
A 14-year-old kid was sitting behind a stand. He was sitting there.
He was selling tomatoes, potatoes, zucinnis, carrots, french bread, watermelon, and apples.
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A drop-pod landed out of nowhere, giving way to a heavily armored Ogre-class Titan. It approached the fruit stand, and pointed its weapons at the kid. "All your fruit are belong to me." It blasted angrily over its intercom. "Leave now or u die."
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"FOOD FIGHT!" the kid yelled. A tomatoe appeared in his hand and he threw it at the Titan.
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"Switching to biodegradable "fruit" ammo type," The Titan said, "Selection: Pineapple." It shot sharp pineapples from its cannon directly at the kid.
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The kid dodged, summoning a can of soup and throwing it at the Titan.
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then the kid died the end