[i]The door to the kitchens busted open, and out stepped Agent Colorado, dressed in a fake tuxedo t-shirt, blue jeans, sunglasses, combat boots and a smile. He'd entered through the back of the restaurant, then stepped into the room and shouted over the noise, his voice cheery in mood, clearly unaware of the atmosphere of the room.[/i] "[b]WHO'S READY FOR A HAPPY FUN TIMES FAMILY REUNION?![/b]" [i]The smile died as he saw the room set up, his posture going slack as he stepped out from the doorway throwing his hands up.[/i] "[b]Sykes, what the hell?! I specifically, verbatim, said: "'And for f*ck's sake, don't make it gay!'[/b]" [i]That was when he noticed everybody, and his cheery mood, having been crippled, was now kicked to the floor and blasted in the back of the head with a two-barrel shotgun. Grunting irritatedly, the Agent pulled out a joint, seemingly from nowhere, and a lighter, igniting the herb and taking a deep draw before speaking, white smoke billowing out of his mouth along with his next words.[/i] "[b]Well, sh*t. Leave it to the Arrowhead to f*ck up a hard worked at, very expensive, and very well planned family reunion. Same melodramatic sh*t as usual? Merry f*cking Christmas then, I guess.[/b]"